Raparperi Posts

Grow a penis and lets get married!!!

And what about a backrub with the D? And if I'm going to bump some few days old threads, its just because I want something to distract my brain from stuffs.

Why so surprised? :o

Well, you have shared that title with few other people even before that ;o

eoirhnjenth, reviving this thread, sorry.

But as I promised here's the .psd with lines on its own layer, colors on one and the background on one and the original size .jpg

http://www.mediafire.com/?1bsr83og8uf8xbv
If the link doesnt work, I derped something.



And because its taking me so long to finish the Matsurika cosplay picture, have the original size lineart with transparent background:

If anyone feels like coloring it for fun or something, do show me, I wanna see :> And I know that some of the wrinkles in her clothes make no sense and I'm sorry about that.

Edit: oh, and I will post these things in my art thread at some point too.

I thought that I should order some clothes online asap even tho I dont have money atm, but I know that the post office will keep packages for 2 weeks before returning them to the sender, so I thought they will still be there when I get money next month.
Then kinda exited I started browsing clothes at this online shop where I like to order clothes from. Fuckloads of nice clothes. 440 euros worth of stuff I want and I can only afford about 100 euros worth of clothes. So fucking pissed off because I cant decide what to order BECAUSE I WANT THEM ALL.

Also, something that annoys me time to time has been annoying me again today: I'm too tall to wear high heels. Even semi high heels. [size=6]I need really tall friends...[/h]

Icecream and extended versions of some Parks and Rec episodes.

Agreed. But I dont really understand why she has that random hairthing on her head, its totally useless and looks weird/ugly.
That dfc twintails demon is fine too tho.

Oh, just remembered: I did watch 2 episodes of the first season, but it was so bad I couldnt continue.

My feelings exactly :< But I'll just have to eat some mashed potatoes with meatballs, a random sauce and some veggies today :<<

That same person who said about his job and girlfriend also said that he had some figurines on his desk at work, so I dont think he got fired because of him being weird (that is IF he lost his work, that person just said he's not sure if he still has that job)

And yeah, adults are more serious than children. But I dont think that adults have to be serious and take themselves seriously. I think that adults should be able to be serious when needed. But when its not necessary to be a serious adult, people should be able to be what kind of person they want without the fear of being weird in other peoples eyes.

Someone somewhere in this thread said that at least some time ago he had a very well paying job (accounting or something) and that the person who's behind the camera in at least some of the videos is his girlfriend.


And I must admit that this guys is awesome, I want to marry him! D: But just because he has the guts to do this. Most of the people would be waaaaaay too embarrassed to do something like that, but this guy doesnt take himself too seriously. ...more like he doesnt seem to take himself seriously at all D:

[size=6]seriously I'd be so fucking scared of him[/h]

I really thought my upload was faster, but lolIdontreallycarebecauseIdontsharestuffbecauseI'majerk
[size=10]but still, need to check from some papers what my upload speed should be[/h]

Edit: oh, and I just thought that it would be interesting to know how much people pay for their internet connections. Mine is 20 euros in month. And if I had settled with 10Mb/sec, it would have been free.

I used to chew my left hands indexfingers knuckle so much the skin got really thick on it. But luckily I managed to stop and the skin on it is normal nowdays.

We had a secret santa thingy, and quite many people took part in it. I would have too, but I was too late for it :<< And because I was late for the secret santa, I could be interested in a secret valentines event. Maybe. Not 100% sure yet.

This, so fucking much! D:

Oh wow, I once watched that video for 5 minutes and laughed so hard nonstop :D I was really tired tho, and my simple sense of humor gets even simplier when I'm tired/drunk/high.

Also:

aaaand this one has ALWAYS made me laugh at least a little bit, but dunno how funny it is if you havent watched the show:

Sex in a shower isnt that nice imo. Its watery and water washes off all the lubricants and then the penetration can be painful and not that fun because water isnt that slippery D:

And I think mine would be buttplug tails or sex with another female (with or without a male).

I have one thing more:

Its really hard for me to be openly myself around 99,99% of people. And its REALLY hard for me to be open about negative things (about myself, my past, my future and almost about anything).
And because of those 2 things I'm not very close with that many people. More like atm I'm close only with 1 person. But I'm trying to be a little bit more open with others because otherwise I'll end up being alone forever.

If I remember correctly the amount of your facial hair, I must say that you lack some of the most important assets for a manly man. And I believe people post on Jacobs threads so much because he's a manly man with his facial hair that most of the people here really look up to!
So if you want more attention, grow a fucking beard like a man!!!

Well, I believe that one reason for some people is that even tho they dont like men romantically, they are still women. And women often like having a partner who makes them feel safe and who's kinda "the man in the house". Many women like to feel feminine and I guess its easier to feel feminine when in a relationship with someone who's more manly.
And I'm not going to say anything about that dildo part, because so many people already said what I think about it.



I actually think that girls are waaaay sexier than guys. Like any girl, I do think that guys are attractive and good looking, but I dont really get turned on just by seeing a naked guy.
But even tho I feel that way about a woman body, I've never had any kind of romantic feelings towards other girls. And when I do get some feelings for a guy, his looks have never had anything to do with it, for me its just about what kind of person he is (unless he actually looks disgusting).
So I dont really know if I'm a normal straight girl, if I'm a bi or what the fuck. And I dont really even care.

My ex knew and still knows and I know he liked and likes hentai. I havent told it to anyone else, but I think my family knows it, because when I lived with my parents I often used a not-so-worksafe wallpaper and I didnt really hide my drawings, so everyone in my family saw them, even tho they were mostly just pantyshot pics then.

Oh, and when I was 14-16 years old I liked drawing in school too, but I just drew worksafe stuff there. But I have always drawn people first naked and then I draw the clothes on them. So when ever I was drawing at school this one guy always teased me about drawing nekkid women, but it didnt bother me at all cause it wasnt mean kind of teasing. [size=10]I actually kinda miss those times...[/h]

And I dont really care who knows. I dont really even fap to hentai like at all. Hentai can get me turned on, but for me its more like just pretty pictures I like looking at and drawing them myself. And thats mostly because I cant be assed to read hentai mangas when I fap and hentai anime is so awful I cant even watch it. So thats why real porn is great for fapping!

So, as long as someone doesnt call the cops to my apartment because I have "drawn cp" pictures on my computer, I dont mind who knows.