Raparperi Posts

efjkndrmkghoktmhortjn <3 Chameleons are soooo cute even tho their tongues are kinda disgusting D: But the cutest chameleon is this one
And all kinds of salamanders are super cute too :> And parrots and other birds that can talk or at least learn new melodies like this little fella <3<3<3<33<3<3
Oh, and turtles are super cute too and monkies! :O Oh, oh and ofcourse all dogs are cute, but especially pugs and corgis :>

Haha :D I was thinking of myself as Slowpoke or Snorlax :D

Not really insignificant, but I hate how fucking lazy I am. Example: I've been dead sick for 2 weeks now. At first I had horrible fever and I couldnt do anything, the fever is now most likely gone (cant be sure, I dont have a thermometer) but my throat is sore as hell and swallowing anything from food to saliva hurts so much I have to take a deep breath before I can do it. I havent slept properly in days because I cough all the time so hard it feels like the insides of my stomach are coming up too. And for the last 4-5 days I havent been able to speak properly. I can barely get any voice out of my mouth + it hurts like hell and makes me cough even more.
All this and I havent gone to see a doctor yet even tho its basically next door! (takes less than 5min to walk there even when walking slowly) But I did get a doctors appointment today tho and I'm going there tomorrow. But the point is I suffered for THIS LONG just because I'm lazy.

Oh god I'm sooooo bad at this, so dont get mad if I get it 100% wrong D: 24-29? D:

I dont like the taste of alcohol drinks in general, but I usually drink beer when I drink. If I want something that tastes a little bit better, its guinness, but usually I drink Karhu (a finnish beer).
Oh, and jägermeister is quite good too, especially with some battery.

I would sell my family for Jake. And I'm not kidding.



DO IIIIIIT!!! [size=10]I wish I could too, but all the weed has disappeared from the city I live in.[/h]

ALSO: epjtnhejirthnopirgnmedprogkpserogor New episode aired yesterday and I'm going to watch it today!!!!!!!!

How old are you btw? :o

Also I got my hair cut last month, was 35 euros. The place I go to has "junior hairdressers", stylist, senior and top hairdressers. The one who cut my hair was a junior, so it was the cheapest. It costs 55 euros to get a womens haircut at the top hairdresser.
One of the top dudes once cut my hair and oh my god his hands were magic when he massaged my head while the conditioner was in my hair.

jnwerpgnerginefprokgp+eokthoiejnojhi <3<3<3<3<3 (+rep in few hours for you!)

I came up with another one: I hate it how much I care about promises. I know it sounds like a good thing, but if people tell me they're going to do something and they dont do it (or do it a little bit later than they said) I over react. Like for example if a friend says (s)hes coming over to my place at 4 PM, but misses the bus I can get surprisingly cranky.
I've been trying to fix this obsession about insignificant promises, but its really hard to change how I feel :/

I also dislike:
- how much I like candy
- my dry skin (especially dry at winter)
- my lazyness
- that I'm really bad with money

I went to the drug store and asked what they would recommend for my really sore throat and they gave me this medicine thats supposed to numb my throat. But when I got home and took one, nothing happened. My throat still feels like its going to explode.

Edit: also every day I've been sick my muscles have been really sore by random. Now my left boob hurts.

Funny, those are the things I like the most about Adventure Time when I'm high :D Especially in one of the newest episodes when Jakes butt transforsm into a chair that he sits on, I was like "oh wow, I wanna be able to do that too". A buttchair <3

Why not? D: [size=6]also, Adventure Time is awesome, but even more awesome if you watch it high~ edit. and with friends[/h]

I like it how I can be polite and nice to people I dont really like. Also I like myself because I have learned to like being alone (because about an year ago I couldnt stand being alone)

Edit: and yay Damoz, I knew someone would make a thread like this, and thats why I didnt bother to make one ;D

I do that too. I lack the ability to not think about things. And even tho I think ALOT, I rarely get anywhere with it. the same thing just keeps going round and round in my head.

I'll give you both the feels! AT THE SAME TIME!!!



This is what I meant by me off-topicing! D; [size=6]Off to IB I go...[/h]

Thread name says it all. ITT things you dislike about yourself that dont really matter that much.

I'll start: I kinda hate it how I always start babbling and going off-topic. It happens online and irl. And irl it often makes me forget what I was talking about originally. And if I dont go off-topic, then I start describing things too much even when not needed.

I know that feel bro! D: Sometimes if I have spammed fakku for hours it kinda feels disappointing when I come here the next day only to see 0 notifications :D

I really couldnt think of anything for this thread today, but after checking this thread I found this:

And then I remembered I took a handful (2) of painkillers about 2 hours ago and then I realized I dont feel that awful atm. I know that people usually say the flu gets over sooner if you dont take painkillers to ease the pain and fever, but fuck that D:
Painkillers yay <3

[size=10]hi damoz, seems like I like spam you by quoting you today~[/h]

This. Especially that part about pubic hair and armpits. LEAVE THE SHAVING FOR GIRLS. I'd even say that a little bit too much hair is better than shaving a bit too much.

Do you happen to be sick, or is there another reason? Because my thing to dislike: I have a fucking flu, I've had it for over a week now. And today (like most of the days lately) I wake up and start coughing like crazy till I get all the yummy bloody slime up from my throat so I can spit it out. Oh and I bought some noodles, but I realized I cant cook them because I've been too sick to do the dishes (even tho I do have a dishwasher)