Raparperi Posts

"Just a warning: his mother doesnt know how to knock.

Oh, and our mother doesnt know it either, so watch out where ever you are."

you look like you're 14 or something D:

Hopefully it will go like this:
1. wake up like 6 hours earlier than usually. Just because I cant sleep.
2. smoke a bowl and then head to my mothers place
3. watch christmas cartoons on tv, eat, play games with my siblings etc.
4. open presents way earlier than planned, because my now 18 years old sisters dont want to wait longer and no one wants to make them wait longer, because then they get annoyed and start fighting with each other like they're 5yo. I wont be getting more than 1 or 2 presents tho, all I'm asking for is monies.
5. Get back home with my presents and some food.
6. eat more, smoke more, maybe some fakkuing, playing skyrim or something.
7. sleep time.

And all that will happen on 24. We finns do all the fun christmas stuff on that day and the 25. is quite normal day for us, eating left-overs from the last day, and some shit (I dont know about other people than my family, some may go to the church or something, dunno)

This is what happens to me quite often :< Once I didnt go to "post your pics" thread for a week, because it was marked as read all the time even tho I didnt visit it and people posted on it.

I once saw some "documentary style" porn and one of the porn actresses talked about how she has "pretty fake fingernails" on her left hand and short fingernails on the right hand. And thats because she uses her right hand when giving handjobs/fingering because as you said, fingernails can hurt. More of the porn actresses should do as she does too.

"Freakishly hot person but is as arousing as a lamp" I dont really get this. But I believe what you meant was "Freakishly hot person but sucks in bed more than anyone else". Because if a person is freaking hot, then they are usually arousing too.

I answered "Disgustingly fugly person but gives you orgasm haven". But I wouldnt have sex with ugly person no matter how good he is in bed IF I dont have feelings towards him. And I wouldnt have sex with freakishly hot person (doesnt matter if he's good in bed or not) either if I dont have feelings towards him.
So I would be as fine with either one of them IF I had feelings for him.

Nope, you just didnt type the first letter of the word.

Oh how I hate it when people write masturbate -> masterbate. So fucking annoying.

I hope you find her home as soon as possible. I've lost a dog when I was small, so I can tell you that it really sucks. Mine ran away from our summer cottage on 23rd of december and I was really broken for that christmas. Thinking about it still makes my stomach hurt. We never found him no matter how much we searched. All we found were some paw prints on the snow here and there and some holes in the snow where he had most likely slept [size=10](because its warmer in the snow than outside)[/h].
But we never found out what happened to him. Did he just freeze to death? Starve? Did some people take him in and keep him as a pet? I'll never find out, but I hope you'll try your best to find that dogs family, so they'll get her back and dont have to worry anymore.

I mean it, it really helps for a while :D Maybe because the cum sticks to your throat or something :D

cant really, the picture is too small.

Actually giving a blowjob does help. Or more like the cum in throat.

This christmas will be boring and I will have 0 presents to open. And thats because I will only ask for money for a new computer.

Hentai usually has better stories than porn and it looks prettier than porn and girls like that. Also, its the same for regular porn too, all we see in it are the girls and occasional ugly muscle men and their balls slapping agains the girls ass.

You should be happy that Fakku has surprisingly many female users then.

I usually get my hentai from elsewhere and 99% of the time I come here for the forums and the people.

Yeah, #fakku needs moar active people!!! After Laggi got his new computer it completely died again because he was the one keeping it alive(ish) at some point :/

STOP USING SKYPE GUISE AND COME TO #FAKKU, DAMNIT!

I dont want children now and I hope that I'll never want them enough to start making babies. If I ever want to have a baby, I hope it doesnt matter that much to me if its my own or adopted. Because there's loads of illnesses running in my family (and my boyfriend's too) like depression, heart problems, diabetes, panic disorder, narcissism, alcoholism and so on. So imo it would be a bit selfish of me to make children when I know that they'd most likely have at least one of those.
I know that the adopted children may have them as well, but why would I want to let more ill people be born to this world when I can just as well try to adopt a baby that has already been born to this world and doesnt have a family.

[size=6]Now I'll just wait if I'll get -repped again for stating my opinion on this topic. (there was a thread like this quite long ago somewhere in fakku)[/h]

Oh dear god thank you. I thought I'm the only one who though of that. I've been checking this thread time to time from the start even tho I havent replied to it before. And the amount of the users who want to help and only have 1-5 posts makes me think a bit. I understand that before those people didnt see any reason to register/post on the forums. But when Jacob (and friends) start choosing the helpers from this thread, I wonder what chances those people with 1-5 posts have against people with 500-2000 posts who are well known in fakku and most importantly who have been members for so long that the admins/mods know if they are trustworthy or not. And Jacob (and friends) cant really know of these people with only few posts are trustworthy.
And I'm not saying this to hurt anyone or to say that everyone of you people with only few posts are trolls or something.

Its not uncomfortable really, it was just a bit weird :D But I tried not to think too much about it and my bf didnt do it for that long for the first time, just few licks to see what it was like.