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Her name is Zombiequeen or something like that I believe. A name that I remember for some reason \o/ even tho I'm really bad at remembering names.

And look at the bright side Neruku, you'll miss him now, but when you see each other again you'll be rewarder with the most passionate sex ever!

I hope you didnt make this thread for what I think you did, because the Fakku rules say

And I'm in a relationship, have been for 7 years. If someone's wondering, nope we're most likely not going to get married, because I dont really feel the need "to make it official", because I dont really see any benefit in that.

This be no facebook!

But, but this isnt anime related at all D: I think you new fags need to stop and think for a moment before making new threads :

Why is this thread in anime general? D: I doesnt understand.

Thats the idea, both have to make some effort and try to make the other one lose. So at this game its good for girls to remember all of their boyfriends' favorite poses ;D

If pooping felt as good as anal, I'd eat all the time so I'd have to poop more D;
But yeah, from what I've heard from other people, if someone doesnt like anal (mentally), then she wont like it physically either, and to those people it feels like pooping :/

I know, I know! Draw Jacob! :O



Thank you Zak, thank you. Now I want to draw a mermaid. As if I didnt have too much stuff I want to draw already -_-

girl here~

1. honesty/loyalty <- as Mr.Shaggers said, relationships dont work without honesty.
2. good childish/mature ratio <- In some situations maturity is needed (like financial issues), but in general childish is better than mature, because I can be quite childish myself D:
3. personality <- partly the same thing as number 2, but this is really important, because when I like someone, I start liking them because of their personality, not because of their looks.
4. caring <- I dont think I have to explain this.
5. common interests <- I believe this is "likes same things as I do" A bf who plays games with me and talk about them with me is a good bf.
6. Has the same drugs of choise as I do <- that means no alcohol (there's many reasons for that) or tobacco (ew the smell, and its expensive shit especially to people who smoke alot). Weed and some other drugs are fine (or a plus)
7. Face/eyes <- the most important physical feature imo
8. perverted <- it would be so boring to be with someone who wants to have sex once a month and in missionary position every time D; I wants my share of kinky stuff
9. intelligent <- I like it when my bf knows more than I do, but not too much. Somehow its just nice that he can teach me new things without making me feel like totally stupid person.
10. broad back <- Not because of muscles, but because of big bones. I like to snuggle agains my bf's back when I sleep.

I was gonna make 10, but I remembered one more: 11. taller than me <- I'm quite tall for a girl and dating someone who's shorter than me would make me feel like some macho woman :<

And I must say that I'm a lucky girl, my boyfriend has all those traits :>

After 5 hours Nekohime will get my +rep and tomorrow its Shaggers turn (again). Those people seem to actually know about things and they know how to look at this things from the cats point of view.

I'm in general against declawing and spaying unless there's some REAL problems. But "my kitty destroys my furniture" isnt a good reason. A kitten can still be trained and a scratching post is a must for indoors cat. And anyone who buys a pet should know that owning a pet isnt all sunshine and happiness. Especially kittens and puppies will at least attempt to destroy things and if you're not ready for that, be prepared to spend some of your free time to train your pet (and this must be done even if the kitten/puppy isnt destructive). If you dont have the time/patience to do that, the harsh truth is that you shouldnt get a pet.

Just think about your life without nails. It would be annoying even to us and claws are so much more to cats than our nails are to us.
Now I'd want some news from OP. Have you decided if you will do it or not?

Oh wow, I must say that well done :o Especially her nipples look so good! So many good looking pumpkins this year, me likes :>

I think mine's 2cm when limp and 70cm when hard. Its kinda hard to fap with such a huge dick, I need my both hands and even thats not enough :/

Ugh, somehow that sounds like something a virgin would say D: I understand if you for some reason dont like it with lights on, but that doesnt mean it wouldnt work for other people.

I dont usually care about the lights. usually I'm fine as long as I can still see my boyfriends eyes. But if I cant see him because of the position, I dont really care. In general I prefer lights on more than darkness, because I like to see my boyfriends reactions + its kinda a turn on when he clearly gets more aroused of my reactions too :> And really, sometimes sssssllllllllooooooooowwww sex while looking into each others eyes is so great.

I dont usually fall in love at the first sight. Firstly I dont believe that one can truly love a person who she has know for only few hours at best. And secondly I dont even get a crush on someone after only knowing him for that short time.

For me falling in love takes time. First I get to know the guy and after I start knowing him better thats when I start liking him (if he's to my liking) and I get to that part when I get butterflies in my stomach when he's around (this isnt love yet, its just a crush) and then I just start liking him more and more. And this is where most of my crushes have stopped. I'm just too shy + before my bf I didnt even think about getting a bf, I was completely happy with the way things were.

With my bf who I have been together with for 7 years and 1, 2 or 3 weeks now things started a bit differently tho. We met online on irc, so the "getting to know him" part happened online and when I met him I already had a crush on him. The first time we met, the only thing we did was walk and get some coffee, but the next time we met (and spend together the whole weekend), some handholding, kissing and boobie touching happened and since then we've been together and slowly the crush started to change into love.

Its really hard for me to tell when I really started loving him. But now I know I love him because I trust him, I know he would never cheat on me, I can tell him anything, we dont judge each other, even after 7 years I miss his company when he's not around and most importantly I can be me when I'm with him. Nobody really knows it, but I'm quite an unique person on some aspects. But I'm not like that when there's other people than my bf around (I may seem like a very boring person irl, because I stay inside my shell and dont let the real me out). And after I moved away from my parents, I really dont feel comfortable enough with them either anymore to let me be myself. So in the whole world my bf is the only person who feels comfortable enough for me to be myself. I dont have to feel embarrassed if I do/say some really stupid things. We can talk about farting, vomiting, pooping or anything to the finest detail and we dont get that "omg, why in the hell did I say something so stupid, thats soooo embarrassing" feeling.
Like the kind of love you hear old people talk about. Old people probably just love each other even more than we do because they've spent so long time together. But I believe we have that kind of love, just mixed with lust and young bodies that need sex :D

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Part of this is off-topic'ish, I know :< It just happens to me all the time and when I start writing, I cant stop D:[/h]

At first I wasnt, but now it seems like 50% of the new and active users are girls :o Its like, wtf man.
And thats why we'd need a thread similar to this, but for girls! "How much do you squirt if you squirt? Compare it to hentai" D;

It doesnt really make you shallow. I think its only normal that you want to see attractive people in porn. It would be really hard to get horny by watching ugly people having sex. And thats why I dont like porn that much, the men in porn arent attractive imo, so I dont really get turned on by watching them have sex.
And I dont like hentai with old fat men either. No matter how cute the girl is, if the man is wrinkly old guy who is 5 times wider than the girl, no thanks :/ I dont have anything against chubby or a little bit fat guys, but even I have some standards.

This. Well, it doesnt ALWAYS have to be loli, but if the girl has too big boobs [size=10](one boob can be max half of the head size, but still, the smaller the better)[/h] Also anal (surprise, surprise). If hentai doesnt have either loli or anal, it has to be really awesome in other ways for me to like it.

And ofcourse the artstyle is important and especially the softness. And imo Kanyapyi draws nice and soft girls (especially the vaginas and asses)

yeah. When my bf cums inside me it feels so good, so I can only imagine how it would feel if guys came as much as in hentai :o~

At least here (Finland) the ones who call sexually open girls whores are other girls. And guys a. think its awesome b. dont really care. And girls are usually like that because they are jealous bitches. Its not that rare to hear some girl calling someone a whore just because that 'whore' has a bit more revealing clothes, talks about sex more than most girls, has had some one night stands or something like that. And if on top of those reasons that 'whore' has more male friends than female friends, it just makes her even bigger whore. Thats how too many Finnish girls seem to think and really, its just jealousy. But thats how Finnish people are quite often, really really jealous.

Nope. Even tho the idea of licking the anus feels a bit dirty "because thats where I poop from", but oh god it feels so good! D: And if I dont think about the fact that it can be dirty, its really a turn on.

And even tho I've said this in all of the anal related threads I've seen here:
I like anal, depending on the position, it's often better than vaginal (I'm a girl). But I would never touch a mans anus, thats a no-no for me. I've never used enema or condoms, but still our sessions have been clean. No smell, no stains. For example last time when I had anal my bf was in my ass all the way in and it accidently popped out and I grabbed his penis with my hand and put it back in and there was no smell/stains on my hand. And this really makes me wonder. Everyone always complains about the smell and poop stains. I dont have those problems, even tho my diet isnt the best one really.
But I must say that if I were to put something bigger than a penis in there or if I were to keep some butt-plug or something there for a longer time, then I'd do enema first. Because the longer our anal sessions are, the more I start to think that even tho its been clean so far, there's always the possibility that it wont be clean this time D: