Rbz Posts
I have connections. You have money and time, and I want the money. Spend your time however you like.
GracefulDiscension. wrote...
Can I please buy the portal to the anime world >.>I don't know. Harmonian, can he please buy the portal to the anime world?
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
I am interested in item #7, good sir. I would take your sister out to a nice sea food dinner, we would have a blast. Eventually we would get to the sex, and it would be glorious. I would hold her in my arms afterwards until she fell asleep, at which point I would brutally murder her and have sex with the corpse. ahem, "love" her tenderly.You know what, sure. You shall now have the rights to that card. I don't have a sister, but you definitely own that pink card.
Rbz wrote...
All sales are final, your money back is never guaranteed,That is all ladies and gentlemen. I have what I want, and so do you.
The rest of the observers should feel free to discuss how unfortunate it is that they missed out on this once in a lifetime sale.
Rob920 wrote...
*pops a cap in RBZ's ass*who's the pimp now bitch?
Still me. You're just a nigga now. (Technical term, of course)
The portal to the anime world machine has been sold to, oh I don't know, this guy.
It's out of my hands now, so take it up with him if you have a problem.
It's out of my hands now, so take it up with him if you have a problem.
^Takes the V-Card proposal seriously. Another one qualified? You other customers are falling behind.
MoneyDRuffy wrote...
Rbz wrote...
I believe gurumao is the closest one to qualify for 7I believe gurumao is now out of commission, being eaten from the inside out and all.
Rbz wrote...
and best of all, violence is a possibility.I approve of your shrewd methods.
This kind of pimp slap to competitors reminds me of myself when I was younger. You have shown worthiness. Now we must see what your competitors can display.
MoneyDRuffy wrote...
Rbz wrote...
Rob920 wrote...
so what are you waiting for?Another offer...depending on who you assassinate...due time.
Would assassinating you and taking whatever is remaining be a proper option with out repercussions? If so, I would like to take that action. If not, I will assassinate all my competition and bid whatever is necessary to win the remaining items.
I am a businessman with stats beyond your imagination. Plus, I have god mode on. Either do business, or leave.
Rob920 wrote...
so what are you waiting for?Another offer...depending on who you assassinate...due time.
Rob920 wrote...
also, any verdict on #3?I'm waiting for someone to make another offer. Depending on who you assassinate, this will be yours by default in due time.
Anomalouse wrote...
You're offering up the v-card for #7, but is the right to marriage up for grabs as well? It's gotta be worth something.Look at the list, that's all that's for sale.
gurumao wrote...
Sorata wrote...
I think being an escort isnt as easy as it sounds, you will probably have more luck getting a job instead. I would say get a nice camera and then be a paparazzi and then break celebrity gossip for lots of money XDA sample requirement for male escorts would be something like this:
Spoiler:
(ref - https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?p=1119122#1119122)
I satisfy all those criteria (sans 1 kidney) and I have Jake's boxers for added sex appeal!
Can I has 7?
Seems reasonable, I wonder what your competitors think?
Edit: Oh, they have spoken.
Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
Excuse me sir, but are you trying to ignore my proposals?No proposals are ignored by me. Your competitors, on the other hand, are who you should be having a chat with.
Hentanize wrote...
one night with one of my waifu.Have you ever read mindbreak doujins? One night is all I require.
