Rbz Posts
1. I have my priorities straight. I save the porn.
2. My dick and righty. Can't have better tools to survive the attack of increased horny levels.
3. If there's an after life, I can't bring my porn with me. Becoming an hero; bad idea.
4. My reaction would be to defy physics and summon weird creatures as this is all a figment of my imagination.
2. My dick and righty. Can't have better tools to survive the attack of increased horny levels.
3. If there's an after life, I can't bring my porn with me. Becoming an hero; bad idea.
4. My reaction would be to defy physics and summon weird creatures as this is all a figment of my imagination.
GameON wrote...
Speaking of which, when does the next motemote series start up again?Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
We don't talk about that anymore.
Reasons are classified.
This is where he lives.
Ready.
*door breaks, the duo raids Nash's crib*
Aha!
Lolwut?
I'll have a seat over here.
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It has come to our attention that you have been involved in online black market CP distribution.
Dude, you broke my door. Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? What black market?
Don't talk with your mouth full.
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I need to shit.
You are not being recorded, and you will not be ridiculed on american television; just confess.
Uh, bro, the bathroom's around the corner...
ENOUGH! I shall search your HDD.
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Let's see. Broken ribs, intestines, eyeballs, more intestines, midget porn, shota yaoi, corpse fucking, hairy dick nipples!? Hmm. More yaoi, some rape, big tit gangbang *says quietly* I'll just take that for analysis *normal voice* AHA! No loli.
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*toilet flushes*
You got some kraut?
Fin.
Credits:
Spoiler:
Ah, germany, maybe while I'm here I will get some kraut.
German Cop: Where you off to, american.
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Have a seat over here.
Wha?
Have a seat.
*cop sits*
I am looking for this man.
Spoiler:
Have you seen him?
I've seen him at the zoo.
Stop fucking around, he is a wanted criminal and a pedophile. Tell us where he lives and I will let you stand up...
catfish wrote...
Rbz wrote...
MGS 2Spoiler:
I will never... ever.. forget the moment this part in the game came up.
Arrgh, how could I forget one of the most epic boss battle themes ever.
Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
:-[I tested Regular Coke, Diet Coke, Grape Fanta, Orange Fanta, Ginger Ale, and Sun Drop. Regular Coke by far had the most bacterial growth, which was surprising since it did not contain the most sugar. My study proved that regular Coke would lead to more rapid tooth decay than any of the other sodas that were tested.
Actually, no. I don't really like coke. Nor pepsi for that matter.
There are problems:
Exhibit 1: Contradictory anecdotal evidence:
Cool story, sis wrote...
I have a friend who is addicted to Coca Cola. She is only 32 and the result is she has false teeth now, it also ruins your gut. I would try and stop drinking so much, all sodas can have this affect but coke is the worst one.Hallelujah wrote...
I've been drinking Coke since I was, well quite young, I am almost fifty years old. I just I had my teeth cleaned and the dental hygenist told me that she was suprised that my teeth were in as good a condition as they were especially seeing how I have not been brushing as often as I should (You can never brush as often as you should if you listen to them) HA-HA. I might add that it has been a couple of years since I had my teeth cleaned, four maybe. Mind you I have been painfully honest with you. Yes I have been Blessed by GOD with good teeth and I should not abuse them however the truth remains I've been dring Coke (often times multiple bottles bottles a day) for nearly fourty years I still have most all of my teeth and according to the hygentist I have very nice teeth. Exhibit 2: Snopes disagrees with these experiments that show Coke is so damn harmful to us.
Snopes wrote...
The idea that any substance which can dissolve teeth must therefore damage our teeth if we drink it is nonsensical. We don't hold drinks in our mouths for days at a time - any liquids we drink simply wash over our teeth very briefly, and our teeth are further protected by their enamel coating and the ameliorating effects of saliva.Truth, srs bsnss.
Damn, the russian refused the job. *tshh*
HQ, I think we're going to have to pack it up and go home. *tshh*
Bullshit!
Maybe another day. Maybe germany will stop being a fag and let us raid that bitch already. *tshh*
NO! We will never give up. We have another. We will contact the "Professional."
Uh, HQ, who's this professional?
Someone who makes even the most hardcore and legal savvy loli-lover want to die.
So, FBI Headquarters, who is the next victim...
*sigh* *tshh*
We're gonna need to contact him.
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We need your help *tshh*
What is it this time, puny american?
We heard your country has experience with creating butthurt. We need you to breach germany's defenses and locate a wanted individual. FBI wants him, you know, because of CP. *tshh*
Oh, not this shit again. First japan and now germany...
HentaiElder wrote...
You are like an adviser/psychiatrist, however.Speaking of which, you have been taking your medicine, right?
