Rbz Posts
Teclo wrote...
Rbz wrote...
My name is Fucking Gangsta. My friends call the Fuck.So that's why when people see you coming over they say "Oh Fuck"?
Can't be, they're not my friends. But there's a very good reason why women yell "Fuck" when getting boned.
Whenever I'm a moment where it seems like the game is rigged to make me fail, I rage. It's not even exclusive to enemies. Just yesterday I was playing Mass Effect and I was driving on a planet with huge fucking mountains, and my destination was on the other side of this HUGE FUCKING MOUNTAIN. I couldn't go around the mountain so I had to drive up it. After a few times sliding down I raged. About 20 minutes later I finally drove up the mountain at the right angle. Angry perseverance ftw.
Renovartio wrote...
earlshaggwell wrote...
I have no source, and i'm too lazy to look it up but...i heard nostradamus' predictions stop at 2012. i also heard there is an ancient chinese prophecy that says 2012.
half of people believe him and the other half thinks hes a dumb ass
Concerning those made up statistics, the reason half of them believe in his shit is because they use retrofitting so that the "prediction" has a hit. I could write a vague ass prediction too, so that 20 years from now some asshole will do most of the work for me and put all the bullshit puzzle pieces together. (I know this is about his predictions stopping at 2012 and not his predictions, but I'll let you in the the prediction secret anyway)
ShaggyJebus wrote...
Rbz wrote...
ShaggyJebus wrote...
And how would Bill Clinton be a sex addict anyways? How the hell is cheating on your wife with one woman being addicted to sex? Who would ever say that?I heard taking jokes seriously helps them make sense.
When an episode's supposed to be about "social commentary," its jokes about the issue should at least make sense.
You don't get it, but it's okay though, other people appreciated the comedy. (Hint: exaggerations = comedy material)
NIGHTHAWK! wrote...
I CAME.YOUR SUPER EROTIC THREAD MADE ME JIZZ ALL OVER MY COMPUTER SCREEN.
Cool homosexual arousal, bro.
=YOSHITSUNA= wrote...
The Mayan Calendar... predicts thisLOLOLOLOL
Who is really doing the predicting here, I wonder. (ProHint: The people you hear this shit from)
Spoiler:
https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?p=506652#506652
otakumax wrote...
I'v been using this crap for a year but I still don't get it! someone help!
Same here, man, same here.
Renovartio wrote...
my dad would tell me stories how i would grope beautiful woman who picked me up as a childThat's understandable as a pervert's dick is sometimes in control of their motor functions.
Renovartio wrote...
Even as a kid growing up watching Pokemon and Power Rangers, I would always wonder:"When will Kimberly and Tommy do it?" or maybe, "Why is Ash such a dumb ass and not hook up with misty?"I had those thoughts too, but it wasn't because of romance, it's because I'm a fucking pervert.
doswillrule wrote...
Reminds me of an epic joke."Scientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment's successful, the whole of our reality will dissolve, and a big sign will up come that says: Level Two."
Instead of laughter I responded more with a "Whoa."
willy191 wrote...
A quote from the atheist bible...willy191 wrote...
atheist bibleWhat? Do some atheists really try to make atheism seem like a religion?
