Rbz Posts

There's nothing really to say, so I'll just leave this here:

Trim it with your teeth. I'm sure you're flexible enough.

Because the Greek gods are more credible than any others anyone can think of, my theory goes like so:

Zeus was hiding his porn stash in what we call today a "Singularity." Hades knew of the stash and came over to Zeus' crib once in a while to get one off. Poseidon, being the little bitch he is (jealous that he got water instead of badass lightning powers) told Hera (Zeus' bitch) about the stash. Now, it took her a while to find this so-called singularity as it was just fucking tiny, but she found it. Drama ensued, and Hera, with the help of Helios (she promised him he'd get 10% of the stash), fought Zeus for paying attention more to 2D goddesses than her dry pussy. In the end, Helios fucked up and set the singularity on fire, and unbeknownst to him, Zeus put a space/time nuke in there so that if he can't have the porn, no one would. That's how the big bang happened.

Gif style better:

This science/religion shit again. I don't know if you rationalized science into some kind of religion, but there's no faith involved. You know those principles you mentioned, it's not like they made that shit up like religions do. The scientific method makes sure people back their shit up. There's one word you're avoiding here: TRUST. Big difference. People trust the scientific method because it has proven itself again and again as a good way of examining our universe. People trust that the experts know what they're are talking about. Let's say some religious figure makes a public claim. Why should anyone trust him? Does he have a good track record? With nothing to back him up, people would just take his word on faith. Btw, what facts is religion based on?


Again with the bullshit retrofitting. This "interpretation" shit is a very lame excuse to forget the fact that the moral of the story was in fact immoral by today's standards. Putting a positive spin on the story to reconcile it with today is obvious bullshit. Heard of nostradamus? He made some ambiguous fucking predictions, yet, people find a way to make it seem like they came true. How? With the bullshit technique of retrofitting. I don't care how long the priests trained for, turning an obviously deplorable moral story into something positive just because we won't tolerate that kind of behavior today is a fucking rationalization to avoid cognitive dissonance.


Right, even though it's based on a book which is mostly "a barbaric tale of war, violence, and abuse."


Your post eventually leaves the realm of reasoned logic, but this claim early on is just ridiculous.

I'm still waiting to become a hyper elder so I have an excuse to rub my balls on people's faces.

I haven't even touched the rep buttons for months.

You don't. And there's absolutely no reason to think this actually happens.

Pixies sodomize you while you're asleep, you just don't know about it.

Rationalize it any way you like.

LOL!

I'm up to the part where I'm in "The Caverns" and the game throws a bunch of cyclops at me. I've been neglecting Hades' and Hercules' weapons so far because that electric ninja weapon is so much sexier. I also maxed out my Blades of Exile, whose magic attack is the most useful.

Taco Bell is responsible for their extinction.

How does it feel to be fucking jaded, people?

Think of a way to torture the next guy.

Meh, dane cook has that retard comedy.

George Carlin made you think and laugh and that's the best thing I've ever seen in a comedian.

Yea, I'd like some Sesame Chicken and Beef with Broccoli. To go.

http://www.jonasbrothers.com/?content=q_and_a

And I quote:

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

Lol, showing proof you took my quote out of context.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/220683

^Edumacation

Nah, Einstein has more credibility than that.

Harmo has a vag. Nash fapped. Stop making this more complicated than it needs to be.

He fapped really hard.