Rbz Posts

I usually don't care for threads like these, but recently, I've acquired some images which I feel are pretty amusing and they need to be seen. I think these two should suffice:

If I spin that mouse wheel too much, is it going to spray liquid on me?

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You can have a pat on the back. But no hugs.

Let's see, do you feel like collecting those easter eggs?

I like to take my time with a game like this, meaning I explore every nook and cranny of everything. I ended up getting almost all of the campaign trophies in one go (GOD DAMN MASTER PROTECTOR TROPHY, fuck that shit) Like the first game, the first weapon(ranged) I get, is actually the one I use least, in this case, the rivet gun. Gotta say, once I got the machine gun accuracy upgrade (more like a minigun, eh?), that was my usual weapon of choice. I love the new hacking weapon, even though it has such a limited supply of mini-turrets. One issue I have with the weapons is: why the fuck are there two "trap" ammo? Rivet gun has one, speargun doesn't need another one, not to mention it's worse than those awesome laser mines. Shit, give the speargun a frost spear or something dammit. Also, that last upgrade to the machine gun is worthless, I mean, why the fuck would you want to blind fire off of walls and hope someone dies?

Now, listening to the diaries made me think of something. If Lamb is such a bitch that Andrew Ryan despises her being, then why the fuck didn't we hear about her in the first game? Makes no sense story wise. Although, I did like how the diaries took you behind the scenes of the first game, revealing just why and how Fontaine became Atlas.

The plasmids have become more fucking epic and I now have a reason to use something besides telekinesis (the best plasmid in the first game, I think). Gin, sure the flamethrower may be a little cool, but have you tried the level 3 electric plasmid? Shit, I got to live my star wars fantasy all over again with this one. Continuous stream of lightning bolts are sexy, not to mention that you can get an elemental vampire tonic which sucks health while you shock bitches. The only thing that ice plasmid is useful for is getting the research done faster, since breaking an enemy makes the research jump to the next level mighty fast. Oh yea, the Eleanor plasmid is cheap, which is cool.

Anyways, this game is awesome, and I'm now doing my second play-through, except this time, I'm harvesting and killing everything.

If only

Atheism - A lack of belief in deities

Start from there.


No shit?

Still in the denial stage, it seems.

I know right? Become an hero.

Tell her to stop living in the past. In this day and age, even a toaster should have internet access.

I love me too.

Learn the meaning of "troll" before using it.







Btw, I'm a zombie now.

Uh, hi, this is actually rbz's friend writing this. I think he'd want me to inform you of his recent issue. Some time this morning, for some reason he jumped off the roof of a building. He left a note with a bunch of scribbles on it, and a few of them resembled the words fakku and mouse. It was pretty disturbing how a giant pentagram was carved into the wall. I guess what I'm getting at is, shit happens.

...is worth posting in, apparently.

His mouth says no, but his heart says yes.

But if ramsus rages, and lollers is amused, ramsus wins.

Get that easy win bro (edit: Directed @ ramsus, actually).