Rito Ayasaki Posts

Even though minimalistic, world was interesting and open for a lot story, instead we've got screw-what-happened-previously every time (still better than hour long monologues in skyrim).

Remember when you could parry all humanoid mobs and half parry everything(minus breath attacks lol) in DS1, Pepperidge farm remembers. Getting to know the latter was a lot of fun and skill.

Yes/No, it means that you can wear whatever but in DS1 at least whatever could have some decent defense rather than taking full dmg everytime.

Gwyn was weak on purpose, he was weakened from keeping the fire so it would be strange if after so much time he had original strength.
Also how else we could make one shot parry competition.


Purely DS2 tactic, attack player with a lot of mobs so they won't have time to notice how bad they are. In DS1 even if there was group of mobs in room you could lure them out 1 by 1.

You can skip a lot and reach many good items from beginning in DS1.
For example you can jump from building before first bonfire in Undead Burg to reach lower Burg skipping Taurus completely for PvP or if you simply want pyromancy faster.
Great Hollow can be easily skipped with few right jumps.
Catacombs is another skip jumping place, reaching Pinwheel in 2 mins from Firelink.
New Londo is another skip jumping area after draining water.
Crystal Cave has like 2 jumps but one is risky.
Master key just adds more to area skipping possiblities.


Nah, from sequel and last in trilogy game you would expect new content rather than reusing old one.

We had poise to avoid stunlocks, not endorse them. Stunlocks in DS1 were awww shit you're dead.

And this kids is why you shouldn't skip English classes in school.

It's clear with non fanboy reviews that it sucks.

-Bad port so far, game loves to crash at 1st bonfire that's if it runs at all, nice testing done...
-PC version might be speed up again like DS2.
-Screw what happened in DS1, we're making story whatever.
-Enemies are no longer fair like in DS1, they just spam attacks with infinite stamina. Same with bosses. That makes shields bad because they will simply deplete your stamina in second. But their attacks are easy to dodge.
-Armors aren't upgradable - rip fashion souls. But moreover they're useless because of that combined with too big damage from enemies.
-Boring easy bosses.
-Game relies on spawning gank squads behind/ahead of you all the time.
-There's tons of weapons but moveset per type is basically the same for whole type. Disappointing boss weapons.
-Magic is badly implemented, it's waaaaaaay harder to play than melee because you just don't get enough of it and it uses FP points (mana bar) that's not regenerating over time, you need to split your estus flask supply to ashen estus that will regenerate fp at the cost of the only source of hp regen.
-No metroidvanian world, it's way better than DS2 though.
-"Door can not be opened from this side" Literally all shortcuts, go around the map to open doors, no tricky jumps, no hidden ways just doors.
-Crappy covenants excepting one, that can attack everyone else.
-Game became all about playing with friends, if you want to invade GLHF with that.
-Copypasta'd content from DS1.
-No poise, you literally stand there with enemies and hit each other until one loses hp.
-No anti-cheat.

So game is a mix of DS2 and Bloodborn which would make it good stand alone game but as successor to DS1 it's just bad.

Edit: Oh look Fume Knight http://i.imgur.com/cFgVTWz.gifv

Ehhhh Japanese and their trash waifus.

Everyone knows this excuse and that it's a lie and leaves bitter taste that person you liked can't even honestly talk with you.
It's one of crappiest way to reject someone beside being total asshole.
Simply saying "Sorry, I'm not interested in you" would be enough, simple and honest way that explains enough rather than leaving you wondering what was wrong.

That's a kind way of telling "I think you're too ugly for me."

Move on, this time perhaps for someone more honest.

New edition announced as soon as last dlc rolls out,
Ofc with separated multi,
No bugfix for PC,
From what I heard it takes DS2 spawn enemies behind you now with extra damage edition
and casualized bosses,

Yeah I'm definitely not going to be an idiot twice.
PC version of DS1 has enough mods to make terrible p2p pooling bearable so that's fine game to play instead.

[Massive grumbling intensifies]

Of course it went overboard and hypocritical on top of that, have we seen male characters ever censored? No? I wonder why...
On the other hand femnazis, sjw (and trolls who just like to watch the world burn) few years back started attacking developers for "objectifying" females in games. (perhaps someone should explain to them that these are just bunch of polygons and textures?)

They tend to ignore completely character's personality or how many great female characters we had (because they don't care, it's just how it looks on *few* pictures on the internet not how it plays), games were always easy target for medias attack and worse yet big publishers bend over to these stupid requests - on the other hand we have small developers/publishers that simply don't care or never gets attention because they aren't big, that's big point to your question, if game isn't big enough to make it to ears of those who don't care about games we won't see censorship in it.
Japanese products as differently cultural country where tits aren't satanic evil by default is just easier victim in this politically correct cancer because they usually have international HQs in USA which is one of great homes of femnazism so they're prone to attack and black PR, on the other hand you have CD Project RED and The Witcher series which overflows with boobs and sex, if this Polish company was attacked for these reasons no one would agree with them and even more turning things upside down and backfiring on attackers because we in eastern europe have different mentality, not polluted with femnazism. (yet)
But as I said it's only about big companies, look at BlazBlue from Arc System Works for example, it's in the west, on all major platforms, female's cast clothing varies from pure fanservice to normal, yet you don't see shitstorm around it. Same could be said about much more examples but there's nothing to gain from attacking small targets.

I'm assuming that attacking popular product for bullshit reason is just easy way to get some fame and attention to whatever bullshit they're spreading, these attacks are the only way femnazis can achieve anything nowdays (mostly it seems to be to butcher something irrelevant and get selfmoralfaggotry medal out of it)where in the west they're 98%-100% equal to everyone else or even better. Obviously they don't care about real causes like middle east, africa or asia because that doesn't get them any benefits within their comfort zone where freedom of speech allows them to talk whatever.

I don't see bigger cause in this when blood and gore is ok in the west and tits are instantly satanic it's just laughable and pathetic but that's the west for you.

As for localizations here in Poland, they went shit over years, from epic dubbings that surpassed originals to really bad ones to lazy subtitle jobs. There's of course still some good ones like in Blizzard titles or The Witcher but that's endangered species. Fortunately there's no additional censorship involved.

Of course at the end of the day we can find a lot of cases where artists went needlessly overboard but here we can start argument about art and design and in the end these are easily ignorable and drown in the ocean of other works that didn't hurt anyone nor changed view of millions of people to suddenly treat others differently - we have propagandas and religions for that purposes.

Honestly unless they get fan translation I wouldn't bother. The extreme shit they dare to call localization while changing verses and personalities as they please and adding shitty memes and gibberish that no one understands is just criminal offence on English language not something you should ever pay for.

Erm who? ¯\_ツ_/¯

It gone pretty legit huh.

Looks like you need this http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html

Suicide means giving up and giving up is pathetically pitiful.

I see top of season here.

0/10 Not enough suicide bombers.

https://www.fakku.net/forums/feedback-suggestions-and-support/fakku-state-of-the-union-2016

Simply by choosing to not become dead site.

Well since I don't have Love-Ridden I'm using Fakku's tags according to which there's one chapter by the end which could be as well plot twist finale so I'm wary, especially taking nature of succubi :P

Just to be sure. There's no ntr in Pandemonium? I'm asking because there was in Love-Ridden.

Nice that you gave Fakku chance a liked it but you've got one thing wrong.

There's no uncensoring because there was never censorshit in the first place, Fakku gets material as artist drew it before editors have to butcher it for japanese release.

Australian English


Still laughing my ass off.

Search for a job that doesn't involve cuntstomers interaction?
Factories, warehouses jobs should be easy to get, helper at construction site shouldn't be hard either and none requires special education.
Service sector jobs are easier but destroy mental health.