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Ok, I was just wondering if you failed to use enough lube or if you have a FUCKING HUGE PENIS that's too huge for the toy. But if thats not the case, I thank you for saving me from buying a toy that breaks that easily for my bf as a surprise present :o

I believe some people dont like your "mochure approves" and "mochure does not approve" pictures.

Only if you had posted this in requests. That section doesnt exist only as decoration you know.
And btw, its not "angel beat ecslayer", I believe you mean Beat Angel Escalayer. And with that name you should be able to find torrents somewhere.

Thats true, if its properly cleaned just before the act, it should be safe. BUT I understand silverdeaths point too. I must admit that my bf has lately wanted to lick me down there too, and even if I shower just before he does it, the idea of his tongue against my anus is a bit disturbing because well, thats where poop comes from D;
But I must also say that it feels so good that it doesnt take too long for me to forget that "thats where I poop from".

Since you seem to come to #fakku sometimes, I suggest asking Laggi about those things. Drugs and masturbation seem to be among the things he knows alot about :D
I cant personally really give any advice about salvia + sex/maturbation, because so far I only have experiences of weed.

I agree with you. I dont have a facebook account and I think its fucking annoying when people assume that everyone who uses internet at least once a month has an account there D: I have a phone, people have my number. If they have something to tell me, they can call or text me (I prefer calling, texting is just annoying) and I'll get the message right away!

[size=2]If anonymous were as cool as they think they are, they would have hacked FB a long time ago, but they fail, sadly[/h]

Isnt this more like IB material?

I like the taste of dark chocolate, but anything above 70% is really hard for me to swallow D: I just munch it inside my mouth for quite a long time trying to swallow it :< And I think its because of the texture since it doesnt melt in a same way as milk chocolate does.
Also if I try to eat more than a bite or 2 of really dark chocolate, I start feeling a bit sick for some reason :/ But dark chocolate is good in chocolate chip cookies for example :>

I have 2 questions for you:
1. how much did you use lube?
2. how big is your penis?

Oh god, I remember reading some posts here by you and I must say that you and your bf/husband sound exactly like me and my bf D:
We didnt really date at any point, we met online and the first time we spend time together was at my place (i lived at my parents back then) when he came to stay over for the weekend. And then week after that I stayed at his place for the weekend and thats how we spent the 3 first years of our relationship. We just sat inside playing games, watching movies and just lieing on the bed (and my bf spent quite alot of that time playing WoW..)
And now we've lived together for 4 years and we still do pretty much the same things. We dont go out much, because theres nothing interesting out there. We have probably been to movies for 5 times during these 7 years and if we do something special, its ALWAYS me who suggests it and plans what we'll do.
But I must say this: I know how you feel girl, you're not alone.

And as for the original question by OP all I can say is dunnolol D: But I can say that it really depends on what your relationship was with the girl before the first date. Because if you didnt know each other almost at all before the date, then it'll take longer time before you can say you're in a relationship. But if you've been friends for longer and know each other well already, then you dont really have to wait that long imo.
But other than that I acnt really say anything, because I've never done any proper dating :/

Tell your bf to go on a diet. Lots of fruits and veggies. And pineapples really makes cum taste sweeter. And usually cum tastes worse after the guy hasnt cummed in a long time. So if you want it to taste as good as possible, have sex daily (if possible).
And if your gag reflex is way too sensitive, that can be fixed too. Just give your bf oral more often, or use some other things to get your throat used to things touching it, like a dildo.

I dont watch anime/read (non-h) manga almost at all anymore. Lately I've just watched few episodes of Maria Holic Alive, roughly 2 months ago I watched PSG and before that I didnt watch any anime for months. And the last time I've read a non-h manga was probably 2-3 years ago when I read few chapters of DMC.
But still my 'otaku%' would be a bit higher than 1%, because I draw animu shit too :< Maybe like 5% max or something. [size=6]But I'd rather not think like that because for some reason the use of otaku word by non-japanese is a bit annoying imo.[/h]

I agree. Even tho I dont think that long hair looks good on guys in general. It depends so much on the bone structure of the face and the over all look of the guy. I know its the same with all hairstyles, but imo long hair doesnt suit as many guys as shorter does. And Cormac is one of the guys who look good with long hair.

I prefer hair thats about 10-15cm, doesnt matter that much if its curly, wavy or straight. If I think about the looks only, I must admit that dreads look so good, but the downside of dreads is that you really cant run your fingers through them, because your fingers will just get stuck somewhere and it will hurt the dread guy :< And you cant even gently pull the dreads, because it will hurt more than pulling 'normal' hair. But imo 10-15cm long hair is perfect for running fingers through them and gentle pulling + it looks the second good, so I'd say its probably my favorite.

In other words lolis? D;

I learned something new about my home country, in fakku D: Yeah, before this thread I didnt know such a day exist. I may have heard about it in school once or twice, but thats it. So that said, I think everyone can guess that this day doesnt mean anything to me.
And I must admit that I dont like the idea that we HAVE to study swedish in schools. I was lucky in high school for having the most awesome teacher teach my class swedish, so I didnt start hating it really. The classes were fun and laid back and I thought it was funny how we girls could say anything (stupid jokes, friendly mocking and such) to the teacher and he would just reply to us sarcastically, usually in a same way we talked to him, but if the guys in the class said something like that to him, they got yelled at :D
That teacher was the best and he was actually a legend among the students. A year after I got away from there I read the newspapers and found out that some students had built a shrine for him.
And another funny thing: at the end of the winter that teacher always stopped shaving his beard and the legend around the school was that summer starts on a day when he shaves his beard. I dont know where it started or anything, but to us that day was the day when we knew summer is here :>

Good memories. But even tho we were slacking in his class and did half assed work, I was as good at swedish as I was in english (got 8 out of 10 in both). But yeah, I was lucky to have such a good teacher. But the other swedish teacher wasnt as nice and the ones who went to her classes hated swedish (and sweden in general) more than my class did.

[size=6]oh god, me and my off-topics again~[/h]

Ooh, that site has so many pretty clothes :o For some reason I like harem trousers very much. And thanks for the link btw, if next summer is going to be hot too, I know a place with loads of cool looking clothes :>

Ooh, comfy looking clothes :o How long are they like a normal shirt lenght or longer?
Also I'm so jelly of your rich culture. Finland has some interesting culture too, but its forgotten by most people and finnfags dont usually care a rats ass about culture :

There are people (like me) who try to stay away from facebook as long as possible. And I've done well without facebook account till now and I hope I wont need it in the future either :>
But I'll check your thread later to see if you have anything for us facebookless people to see :)

Stamina can be trained too you know.

I hate it when people link stuff from facebook thinking everyone has an account there.