The Jesus Posts
Holy shit... how much do you wanna bet that someone is gonna be using this as a concept for one of those retarded carnival games?
alexanderthenine wrote...
lol. I must admit, when I went with Tequila, I thought I would be one of the few, but I was incorrect! If you can, you should get a good mexican import. While expensive, it is the best!Maybe so, but you can't go wrong with...
It's about 4 on a Saturday morning and I'm asking that same question right now. Usually, at this time I'm either passed out, completely trashed and still drinking, or about to pass out and anticipating either a hangover or waking up on Sunday.
Dante1214 wrote...
Tequila makes everything better. It's magical forgetting juice!
Dante1214 wrote...
alexanderthenine wrote...
I'm going with Tequilla this time, cause its' the wildest of the bunch when it comes down to it. [By the way, DO NOT EAT THE WORM!! DON'T DO IT! BAD.IDEA]Don't listen to him, the worm is the best part.
I went to Baltimore on a class trip in like 6th grade and we went to a bunch of different places. We got to go to the luxury boxes at whatever stadium the Ravens were playing in at the time and I remember the bathrooms were fucking amazing. The toilets were like the kind that you'd feel bad taking a shit in. I just don't understand rich people, especially when it comes to their bathrooms.
Selbbin wrote...
WHAAAAT!!!! You can't do that! It's cute and cuddley. You might as well step on a kitten. (Which is the second best weapon.)
I'm Cuban, Russian, and German, that much I know for sure. I'm always hearing stuff about my family and different countries and whatever. At this point, I don't put too much thought into it. I'm just European and Cuban.
hermitVI wrote...
Aud1o Blood wrote...
flamethrower=impractical.only good for razing the enemy countryside.
I don't care about Practicality! AS I SAID,"anythings Fine as long as IT KILLS!" and If Ever I'd want to KILL someone, I can use a flamethrower to BURN THE LIVING HELL OUTTA HIM!!!
Dante1214 wrote...
You can beat someone with a flamethrower with knives. Not a very impressive 1on1 weapon.
Guns are for pussies...
If you really wanna get into it with someone you need some of these...
Then something like this...
of course that's just serves the purpose of setting them up for the real attack, maybe the "kill shot"...
Oh damn, I think I just went on this weird assassin tangent, of course its novice style because that's all one can reveal. Although, all the weapons I recommended are great. If you are careful and actually think about this method, of course my description was extremely sloppy, it might work out pretty well. No one follows shit by the books, or in this case "instructions." I really need to stop or else I might start to sound like some kind of fucking psychopath and get picked up off the street violently by "people who wanna get me to the doctor."
Seriously though, don't listen to me. I'm fucking drunk.
If you really wanna get into it with someone you need some of these...
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Then something like this...
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of course that's just serves the purpose of setting them up for the real attack, maybe the "kill shot"...
Spoiler:
Oh damn, I think I just went on this weird assassin tangent, of course its novice style because that's all one can reveal. Although, all the weapons I recommended are great. If you are careful and actually think about this method, of course my description was extremely sloppy, it might work out pretty well. No one follows shit by the books, or in this case "instructions." I really need to stop or else I might start to sound like some kind of fucking psychopath and get picked up off the street violently by "people who wanna get me to the doctor."
Seriously though, don't listen to me. I'm fucking drunk.
