The Jesus Posts

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Do they have to be wallpapers? I mean, I have no shortage of wallpapers, but I have a shitload of other harem pics.

I know that, but if someone dies because of your "work" it must feel a little awkward.

No, they peel themselves.

A Kudara costume.

Fucks wrong wit choo?

I'm kind of confused by this. I mean what exactly is there to investigate? You open the bun and if there is a small, baked rodent in it, then someone done fucked up.

I feel kind of sad for the pornstars. Its gotta be rough on your career and your conscience knowing that some dude died beating off to you.

You should grab as many of them as you can, at least two, drag them off to a secluded area, rape and kill them, and then make up some story about how you were doin yo thang, ghosts attacked you, and that you were the only one who got away.


If that's the case, then docking conditions seem suitable. Although, it depends on how long you've been family.

I haven't really done much the past couple years for Halloween except for getting drunk and/or high. Its not that I don't want to, its more a matter of laziness. Although, a couple years ago I didn't go out because there were some Bloods trying to kill me on some dumb shit, I think I told the story. I don't think of being stabbed or shot as an ideal Halloween activity. One year, I didn't even bother with a costume, I just wrapped some aluminum foil around my head. I used to just hide in the bushes with a coat hanger or something, tear holes in little kids' bags, and steal the candy when it falls out.

Sometime in high school, my friend was telling me how his mom just left a bowl of candy out and some kid tried to take the whole thing so he knocked the kid out by throwing a frozen potato at his head.

Clubbing? Clubbing only leads to violence and degenerate behavior.

I don't see any problem with that. Its obvious from the blood that the snake loved him a lot and wanted to show it by giving him a big hug.

The only member of my family I drink around is my mom. If I was to stoop to such a level, I could say that its her fault I started drinking again: Cinco de Mayo, Tequila, long story, but it was my choice. Anyway, she doesn't care when I drink, she just doesn't want me to become a serious alcoholic. Fuck, she even buys me alcohol sometimes.

Higher quality now... *slams fist on table furiously*

I'll try to upload some in a lil' bit, unless I get side tracked.

I have this one. I don't know who made it, but obviously, they did it wrong.


I think I might have another one, but I have to look.

The resolution of yours is better, but mine is longer... lol

First off, any American who doesn't vote better keep their mouth fucking shut after the election when whoever wins starts pissing them off. I'll put it as simply as possible, if you don't take part in the decision making process, you have no right to complain about the results. I don't like either candidate, but I'm still gonna vote. The chance of a third party winning, with all the attention that the election is getting, is very low, but you still have that option.

I'm not the biggest Obama fan, but he's not stupid. He's got his flaws, but he's not gonna leave his ass hanging in the wind, he'll choose suitable advisers. I don't have any clue what McCain has in store for America if he wins and to be absolutely honest, I don't want to find out. If you want to survive a game of Russian roulette, you play with one bullet not a loaded gun. I'm willing to gamble on Obama. Even if McCain doesn't fuck us over too bad, but he is old and he might die in office, I don't know how else to put it. If that happens, Palin is going to be president and even though I'm a gambler, I'm not fucking stupid.

I'm not really sure. All I remember is that at that time I was just browsing around for any anime pics. So, I kind of just stumbled into my first experience.

I have that in gif format. I can't find it right now, but I'm looking. Until then, enjoy these...