waynoinsano Posts

Haven't touched it yet. Play Wasteland 2 for a proper Fallout experience.

That's amazing. This post is just as cringe as some of the dialogue. Are you one of the writers? Do you like pickles?

I've only heard talk about the pickles, but now I'm hearing the fucking pickles, but at least my protag is male so I'll never have to smell that shit.

Having seen almost every support for Hoshido, I can confirm that dialogue in many places is cringe. Especially for the MU. The choice of language and some of the topics make me imagine this thing sitting there with the script on one tab and tumblr on the other, smiling to itself every time it makes a character start a sentence with "heh" or "haha." Want to give your FE friends alcohol poisoning? Make those words part of a drinking game. Then this thing walks over to the other thing and mentions that pickle meme they have at the office. If these faggots become the standard narrative gatekeepers I'm not going to be looking forward to any future FE.

Having gone through Boo Camp about 50+ times at this point, the best advice I can give is to bring auxiliary units who aren't there to be grinded and whose job it is to hunt greens and golems. Here's how the map always, without fail, plays out: I send my grind troops to the upper right along with one or two auxiliaries, and the rest of the aux troops and one grind toward the center to break the wall. They then cut off the monsters coming in from the left side and are positioned so that greens can't put them in a situation where the yellow follows-up as a backup unit (because as you know the yellows are overpowered). Yellows always run for the top so the grind units should camp there and kill those closest to the evac point, while the aux units stick to the sides, since after turn 3 the spawns tend to be in the upper corners for me.

In the sense that you're given an unfair advantage over what the game is designed around, especially in the Nohr campaign. Your setup is proof of it: low level losers with end-game pimp slap powers. It's like using a cheat code to have access to end-game weapons in an RPG. It's over. You have to put effort into losing at that point. I don't feel comfortable getting ridiculously good skills on my people (beyond what they would naturally have access to) so I'm sticking with getting aptitude on the eugenics rejects and supplement shit skills on a few others with luna or sol. Too bad aether can't be passed through a vagina.

@Kaimax I have no idea how you're having trouble with Boo Camp. Once you figure out that the greens are programmed to attack while the yellows run away and you can destroy the wall in the middle of the map, the rest is just setting up the kills to be taken by those you're grinding by weakening the fucks who negate follow-up attacks with some ranged unit.

And later I noticed that Mozu actual gained luna. Then I experimented some more and saw it only transfers skills from one character to the same character, meaning there's no reason to ever invade Nohr castles. It all breaks the game, but I like it. I've spent way too much fucking time in Birthright and Revelations is coming out tomorrow. I need to speed run the shit out of Nohr while grinding for supports.

Revelations is going to be a nightmare for supports, so I plan on having some inter-faction erotica with no faction incest, since the supports within a faction will likely be exactly the same. Also, having Subaki fuck Severa gives extra dialogue and Awakening references, and if this game were a little more realistic "Rhajat" would murder my wife.

All right, what the fuck is going on? I see a bunch of people naming their shit EZSKILLZ, >SKILLS HERE< and the like, and you have low level faggots with high level skills? What mechanic am I missing out on here?

Edit: so I #rekked your castle and destroyed a bunch of statues for good measure, kidnapped Mozu for her luna skill aaaaaand now what? I'm still lost here.

God damn right. Boo Camp is the best value for money proposition here. Shit still makes you work for your exp, too. I've been on that map way too many times, and those assholes keep getting harder.

I don't know who the fuck Ronan is, but I checked Kai off my list. Gave you a fox tail, as I do with everyone. If puritans weren't limiting our underwear choices, I'd have gladly given away some lingerie from Camilla's personal collection.

Fuck me, I didn't know visiting others would be worthwhile before and now it's a bad habit. My castle address for those who want to fight in the arena for my amusement (and no, I am not entertained): 04237-87461-79570-23386
I'll gladly drag my dick across space-time to sex up your women, so post your shit.

110 hours in, I pretty much have everyone fucking everyone else, with eugenics in progress. I made a list, checked it twice, gave preferencial treatment to those who were naughty, not nice.

List of definitive pairings for Hoshido:
Hinoka x Silas
Ryoma x Azura
Subaki x Hana
Oboro x Takumi
Kaze x Kagero (Hoes before bros)
Saizo x Rinkah
Hinata x Orochi (Maximum boy toy)
Sakura x Hayato
Kaden x Mozu
Azama x Felicia

Setsuna and Jakob are just leftovers.

Also, The VAs for Selkie and Felicia are perfect.

Looking through S ranks. If you ever want to see what it would be like if Naruto tried to get bitches, read through Hinata's supports (add "BELIEVE IT" after every claim he makes about the future). They're fucking amazing. I genuinely want him to have a harem. The Kagero one is pretty good. Excerpt:

This guy understands the gravity of what transpired, for no other man in the army will get better titfucks.

Also, does anyone else think the MU is too much of a bitch? If he said, "golly gee willikers, that's quite diddly doodly nice of you," it wouldn't be out of character. He's just such a goody two shoes it's becoming cringeworthy. He's like the harem protagonist who blushes and hides his face whenever one of the chicks bends over. Meanwhile, Hinata is more like this guy.

Hoshido chapter 12, 60 hours in, still doing the dating minigame. I'm retarded for not disabling animations sooner.

If they said she was 1,008 years old, I would've immediately thrown up and labeled it pedoshit. Thank fuck she's legal.

Speculation? What else other than same shit, different game. Featuring pokemon-amie, super training, expanded mega evolution and the other shit that became standard after X/Y came out.

Went there, read up on some shit. Probably too much, but that's TV tropes for you. Apparently Kagero used to titfuck Saizo. Now, you could give her to Ryoma and see a bunch of vanilla bullshit while Saizo masturbates in the dark, but where's the fun in that? No, you have to take this cucking to another level. Give her to Kaze.

You wot, m8?

Because they knew there's only room for one titty nee-san.

http://www.cinemablend.com/games/Fire-Emblem-Fates-Breaking-Sales-Records-120627.html

You hyped for the next Waifu Emblem?

Also, the xp and fanservice DLC are out. Looks like Nohr's campaign just became more tolerable. Still on Hoshido, grinding the shit out of support ranks. Have 35 hours of playtime, about 80% of which was devoted to my in-game dating service. Have seen the marriage proposals from MC to most of the chicks. Kagero is too bland a waifu, meanwhile Orochi has the tittage and personality to be a good personal slut. It's obvious Azura is designed to be the canon waifu, but Hinoka's scene has some heavy OTP vibes. (Mom says incest is aight.) Sakura? Not even once. I'm giving the loli to the shota.

At least 3. Thanks for the info.

As much as I would love for it to be just about the tits, I also look for some chemistry between people in convos. Kagero spends most of her time staring at me from a tree, so that's waifu material right there. The thirst is real. Meanwhile, MC and Sakura have nothing going on. Hinoka obviously wants bro dick. So that's how I'm going to find pairs for my bros. Silas is a manwhore (so is Kaze), getting it on with pretty much every chick I put him with. Oboro wants to lick Takumi's nuts while he wants to lick Azura's flatness. Saizou is a fucking baller. I'll set him up with some top tier pussy. Not sensing any Cuckdelia vibes off of anyone. So far so good.

Question for the FE vets: when do I use the master seal? Ideally I'd upgrade at level 20, but I recently went through a chapter in Hoshido that had advanced classes in it and I have no idea what the fuck the game expects of me in terms of pacing. Rather than overleveling like I did in Awakening I'm just keeping every one of my people a level or two ahead of the enemies in the chapters. The problem is now I see advanced lvl 1 enemies who can easily rape some of my bitches while I would need the effort of multiple units just to slap the dick out of their hands.

This is why I appreciate grinding. Normally I'd have useless losers sitting around camp playing the lottery and getting a wooden shit nugget every time while the MVPs go on missions, but I can make it so everyone is a viable mission candidate, letting me use whoever is appropriate for the circumstances. It also helps with relationship building. So many troops. So many to A rank.

Dat hot spring tho.

The nuances of the mechanics between the two paths are fascinating and all, but let's have some real talk:

Rather than focusing on the sacrilege performed on this game by the localization assholes, I instead just want to nod my head in Japan's general direction. Never would I have expected to see tit physics during the battle sequences. More specifically, Kagerou physics. A fucking ninja with double Ds. I'd senran her kagura, etc. Then we have confirmed slut Orochi, calling Kagerou's bet and raising her an ass crack. Still need to hear convos with some others, but Kagerou is on the shortlist of official waifu candidates. (Never even talked to her; I'd senran her kagura, read her plot, D her double Ds, etc.) But before I go through with any of that waifu shit, I'm just going to do what I did in Awakening: unlock S support with every woman I could fit my dick into, see the "we gon fuck" picture, reload the game and repeat with different chick. And of course, as was reported, the AIDS infested localization group couldn't leave well enough alone, but instead of outright removal we have an invasion of the MC's private quarters by christian conservatives, preaching abstinence and convincing everyone to wait until marriage before letting their faces be fingered.

At least there's the accessory shop. Don't you visit often? Of course you do.

How the fuck does that work? You get in a fight, kill a bitch and get no XP for it? When do I go in, then? Chapter 10, 15, 20?