zeroniv_legend Posts

They sell good laptop, those Russians? I never expected that.

I just love looking you go mad at my threads.

Also, Ukraine sucks. They sell overpriced netbooks.

Some have boobs. If not girls, then they might be futa. Also, there's still possibility that their pettanko. Give a glimpse of bulge and they trap.

After 3 weeks, I can browse the net through real browser. This past few weeks I've been surfing the net through phone, and it sucks. I can't even download things from mediafire.

/derail.

"Big" as in "too tall" or simply "overweight"? If the latter, those people need serious eye treatment.

Your last three or two pic ain't trap no more.

This thread reminds me of my first masturbation. I was 4 that time. Mom was out shopping and dad was out at work, and I was alone. Then I randomly took one of my mom's magazine, and as I flipped through the page, I see an asthma medicine ads with a woman tightly rope-tied in her chest area. Something inside me was awakened. I can feel something strange in my manboyhood. I feel hot. I was reading the mags on the floor that time, and as I moved my body, my penis rubbed the dark, cold floor. And as I rub, it gradually felt better. After a few moments of rubbing, I suddenly felt something real good from down there. Maybe it's because I was a kid, but I as I recall, I don't think I see any semen flowing out from my personal pipe. When I think about it now, maybe I was just too young to produce enough amount of semen that time. And a complete fool I was, I told my Mom later that day. I was scolded, and she said it's not a good thing to do. But alas, what can I do? Like people said, once you get the taste of drugs, you can't stop. Maybe this was also the same.

She is a false goddess. My argument is valid as it is.

For the sake of voting, I chose summer olympic, but in actual, I only watch football (or soccer, pick your poison) events.

Actually, that is a picture of a cat getting pushed into the lake by a watermelon. My argument is still valid.

Does it has to be pure piano? No other instrument allowed?

I'm a saintly divine figure who create Gods. It's just that most gods get arrogant and forgot who created them.

I exceed you though.

Well, at least Speedy is a bit... "loose" on this. Otherhwise I'm pretty much fucked.

Good point. Should I send him to slaughterhouse now?

Did Aussie exam give no penalty for wrong answer?
During my college time, they give +2 for correct answer, -1 for wrong answer, and no penalty for blanks.
Meaning, getting 45 mark on your exam is considered as A.

I love threads like these.

Not me. My wife. If he was masturbating to me, I'd have him sent to the slaughterhouse long ago.