[Locked] WHAT DOES I DO!?

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... 18 pages... I'm gonna make a suggestion anyways...

Tell her that due to your massive penis, which gets bigger and bigger the more rep you get, you will need a live test drive, otherwise, there's just no point IN having a relationship...

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JACOB'S PENIS IS BIGGEST THERE IS!
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Send her a copy of Mai-Chan's Daily Life and ask her where she lives.
When you meet her say, "Do you want to baby fuck?"
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This is the first site that I have ever decided to write in a forum.

I have to say Fakku forums are the best.

Spoiler:

Motaa wrote...
I can't tell which half of the people in here are kidding.

Some of you are either 10/10 or just... Wow.

Protagonist wrote...
I think you should lock this thread. All the sane people here are probably going start flaming these idiots. If someone doesn't, I will~


Klorofolun wrote...


Azure Flash wrote...
My native language is French, yet I write more correct English than a ton of native English speakers. Enough so that the English classes we had in school were below my skill level. Thus, at least for some people, native language or education is not an excuse.

I will concede that Americans, as a whole, have no excuse for butchering the English language. -_-

On the other hand, typing "lik ths s the ez way" for the grammatically impaired. I also blame those kids today, with their rap music and their "hip hops" and their fast cars and their Soldier Boys and their artificial insemination and their internets and their handsome structures...

Nomad wrote...
... 18 pages... I'm gonna make a suggestion anyways...

Tell her that due to your massive penis, which gets bigger and bigger the more rep you get, you will need a live test drive, otherwise, there's just no point IN having a relationship...

JACOB'S PENIS IS BIGGEST THERE IS!
[spoil]
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hey jacob!!!!

I think she

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU


just go for it man!!!!!!

=DDDD
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wow

so many replies.....

seriously fakku has like 50% underage members?????

or are you just kidding?
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Don't trust pictures, because any idiot can get a random picture and pass it off as themselves. Tell her if she want to see you meet her on a video chat or something. If she refuse then ask her to take a picture of herself holding the current newspaper of the day and send it to you to be sure.
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irondik wrote...
wow

so many replies.....

seriously fakku has like 50% underage members?????

or are you just kidding?

I wouldn't be surprised, to tell you the truth. The real amount of underaged users is probably somewhere close to that.
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If you aren't taking her, can I?
I need me my Russian love.

You know whats actually pretty funny is that, I laughed more at the people that couldn't pick up the sarcasm than the [intended] humor of the thread.
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When in doubt just think; what would Admiral Akbar say.
"It's a Trap."
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In Soviet Russia, trap finds you!
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Supaman dat ho!
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Is this the reason we haven't been getting any updates lately? :P
Don't trust it.
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You've got her email. Ask for her phone and address, then maybe pay a little visit.
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Oh yeah. GIVE HER YOUR CC# =D. And your bank number..and everything else. Because she's just THAT TRUSTWORTHY
















/sarcasm
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KLoWn wrote...
This thread has over 17k views, and 250+ posts, 90% of the hentai update-threads doesn't get this much attention.

Is there some special appeal with this thread that i missed? :?
Not that this isn't a fun thread, but yeah, if people gets more excited over this than hentai then im lost.


Yeah what's up with that? Odd how people get excited over this than hentai. I can see that this thread is fun and all but really the whole email is just trash. Personally I wouldn't even bother with it.
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It seems too formal to be real.
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This thread needs to be locked. 19 pages of senseless "Give her your CC#" is enough.
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Permission to flame, rage and pounce all over the thread please.
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if i were you... i wont give a darn.... hell, its too good to be true, that beautiful woman would just send you a mail? well... i dont giv a shit...
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Its totally fake ... the mail she gave to you smell fishy.... in the first place do you have a structure.... and if she is serious why not her first email are like more of less details
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