Corrupt A Wish Game

granted, but i steal your tea.. so.. NO TEA FOR YOU!
i wish for cake! (lol my time is more boring than you think XD)

granted but it's not sweet

i wish i have instantaneous regeneration

Granted! but every time you get a pimple etc. and go's away it regenarates back on your face

I wish I had a bigger house

Granted but it is haunted and Luigi has to come vaccum out the ghost.

I wish there was one day a year I could give presents to all the children in the world!

Granted! but their parents start to think you are a molester and call the police on you

I wish I had telekinesis

Granted, but you get shot and spend the rest of your days like Professor Xavier from the X-men. In retrospec you decide it isn't such a bad deal.

I wish that I had morphing power and could summon a giant mechazoid Red T-Rex. I would also have a rainbow of different colored teammates, all of which had their own mechs. My black teammate would be a token black guy.

Granted! but all of it was dream

I wish I had Ferrari

Granted but a green ranger shows you up, steals your girlfriend (that'd be me! HA!) has a robot WAAAY cooler than yours and a is just as good as you and your team combined.

@thestupidgenius - You get your ferrai and it is AWESOME ;)

I wish that at some point tonight I will finally get a chance to have some cake :(

Granted but you'll have it in liquid form.. and be forced to ingest(?) it with your nostrils.

I wish I could finish my to-do list before school starts again.

you did but then it dies of aids..

i want a female Loli pic..

ur grandmother will see you watching it and she'll look at you ashamed of her grandson (no mopre money from her)

i wish his grandmother will catch him faping at loli pics

granted, and the law of karma states that there's a high possibility that you too will be caught by someone you don't want to see you masturbating. And I enforce karma ^_^

I wish for an ice-cold glassful of Kirin.

Granted! but it's so cold that it freezes your whole body solid

I wish I had X-Ray vision

Granted, you looked at your arm. Now you have cancer.

I wish you had cancer.

I get it but then I am cured of it. No chemo or anything, its just gone.

How many more avatars is Sarge going to get of Rin, Mimi, and Kuro?

depends on if i find any moar..
lol and i have about 50 more avi's of rin alone. XD



too bad i dont have Grandmothers or parents.. wife dosent care so this cannot apply to me.. =D

I wish my wife's baby is a boy..

Granted. She'll have a sex change when she is 21
I wish for world peace

Granted. So peaceful that there will be no such thing as "sound".

I wish there's a cute loli beside me.

Granted. She is a cannibal
I wish for a time machine.