Corrupt A Wish Game

granted you've been sent back to the age wher Pedo bears rule the earth

i wish i know what stats to add in battle moon war

Granted. But you ended up selecting the wrong stat on accident.

I wish I was as popular as Micheal Jackson.

Granted. You will be when you die.

I wish I had a bowl of lobster soup

Granted, but the lobster is still alive and attacks you.

I wish I didn't fail in every extra curricular activity I tried out. T.T

Granted but now you fail at everything else that you attempt.

I wish that I could change my eyecolor without hurting myself.

Granted, but you fall asleep every 10 minutes.

I wish that I could dream about cheese.

You do, however in the dream you desire cheese to such an extreme that its become your passion in life.

You dream about having a cheese wife.
A cheese baby.

Maybe bring up an entire cheese family.

A little swiss boy here, nice little mozzarella daughter, and one sexy Velveeta wife.

But you lose yourself and have an affair with a Cream whore.

Your wife finds out and takes the kids away from you.

You live alone, cheeseless for eternity because you can never figure out why you cut away such a perfect lifestyle and dont have the courage to go out and try again because you know that itll never be as good as you had it. Your whole cheese wheel of a life didnt have a slice taken out of it, its was just taken completely.

You rot away, getting moldy while your family prospers and forgets about you.



I wish I got a +rep for that story.

I repped you, but not on your story =O

I wish i could find a nice 5th waifu which is still free =P

You find one get a divorce and somehow you lose half your stuff.
I wish for a mecha.

I wish I was in an anime world

Granted. There is a war going on and you are one of the nameless people who dies.
I wish for a jetpack.

You do but when turn it on it blows up on your back

I wish I smartest person in the universe

granted, but there is so much knowledge that your brain explodes *_*
i wish more people were online when i'm on..

Granted, but the people come online the minute you start getting tired.

I wish for a loli.

granted, you get an overdeveloped loli - at 9 years old she got well-developed breasts and bushy pubes :)

i wish for a pic of Kanbaru Suruga in an erotic S&M outfit ^_^

granted, But the moment it you see the picture it will become on fire

I wish for my own sexy Harem (Both Genders)

Granted, but they won't ever let you go and you will eventually die from dehyderation =o

I'd wish that when i die i would create hundreds of kilometers wide explosion ^__^

Granted, but the explosion destroys a lab where they are experimenting on a new super glue formula. The glue slowly runs down the sides of the crater from your explosion, creeping towards you chared deceased body. As it gathers around you it forms a small pool, and your body becomes absorbed in it. Your fingers twitch just before they too are lost from sight at the blob of glue completely engulfs you. Suddenly, you explode again! And from that explosion you are reborn, into:


I wish someone would send me a copy of FFVIII since I never got to beat it :(

Granted - but it will bug on the last boss with an unsolvable error.
I wish I would know what to wish for

That wish would never come true.
I wish for world peace.^-^