Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted but you lose it.
I wish to be invincible.

Done! but only your head is left.

I wish to be a pervert.

Already done! Sadly, your balls fall off

I wish to get rid of this cold!

Granted but now you have the flu.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted but you'll figure it out on your death bed.
I wish for there to be a cure for cancer.

Granted but it will be tolate for your loved one
I wish for the only justice available to murders

Done! too bad you were also killed for justice

I wish i was a nobody.

Granted but you known around the world

I wish i was Immortal

Doctor Cox: Hmm, it seems that you're paralyzed from the neck down. Oh? What's this? On your charts, you claim to be immortal.

Silverc: Yeah, I wished for that.

Doctor Cox: Great wish there Sarah, while you're at it why don't you also wish to be blind.

Silverc: ...stupid me.

I wish the Gundam that Japan build was operational and they didn't take it apart.

Granted, but the Gundam is taken over by a criminal organization that then proceeds to wreak havoc on the world.

I wish the next poster's wish will succeed without having any sort of flaw.

Cheater! if i corrupt your wish then I don't get what I want!

Granted my wish is flawless except whatever the next posters says.

I wish I was 100% sure of all my actions.

You are but all of your actions lead to death.

I wish I had a new pair of shoes

granted but they are all pirated and FBI arrests your ass

i wish to meet jacob

granted but sewed for bad ideas

i wish to be an elite

To bad. You were banned before that happended.

I wish to Fakku you.

granted but its with the wrong person

i wish for positive legal rep

then join the dark side you will have all legal rep you want

i wish to win this war