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Corrupt A Wish Game
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You become the king of the netherlands which means you are constantly stalked by every possible journalist and have NO power whatsoever :D
I wish for an empty bag. (Be creative don't put anything in it)
I wish for an empty bag. (Be creative don't put anything in it)
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I'm a tentacle monster that's into scat and guro. With a penis coming out of my head.
Is that good enough?
I wish I was a futa loli.
Is that good enough?
I wish I was a futa loli.
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Granted, but the government deems you a threat to society for being a trap, and incarcerates you for life. Enjoy not getting any for the rest of your life in solitary confinement.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannyway.
I wish I could travel through time.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannyway.
I wish I could travel through time.
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ShinZero wrote...
Granted, Enjoy not getting any for the rest of your life in solitary confinement.I wish I could travel through time.
you can but he time machine is my penis
i wish that claim threads were in huge demand
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elfen lied wrote...
ShinZero wrote...
Granted, Enjoy not getting any for the rest of your life in solitary confinement.I wish I could travel through time.
you can but he time machine is my penis
i wish that claim threads were in huge demand
Shinzero (i'll corrupt this again just cuz i got a good one)
Granted but the time machine travels only 10minutes forward and take 10 minutes to load
Elfen Lied:
granted it flooded adn destroyed fakku and rid it of its true purpose
i wish i have amazing hackign ability
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Superior wrote...
elfen lied wrote...
ShinZero wrote...
Granted, Enjoy not getting any for the rest of your life in solitary confinement.I wish I could travel through time.
you can but he time machine is my penis
i wish that claim threads were in huge demand
Shinzero (i'll corrupt this again just cuz i got a good one)
Granted but the time machine travels only 10minutes forward and take 10 minutes to load
Elfen Lied:
granted it flooded adn destroyed fakku and rid it of its true purpose
i wish i have amazing hackign ability
granted, but sadly everyone's hacked into your account >:)
I wish to be able to meet some random celebrity!
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Granted and it's teala tequila...long story short you get crabs.
Fakku rules the world with a iron fist...for about one hour before we are ourselves are taken down...We were distracted by the new shipment of Hentai.
I Wish I could I had a dragon.
Fakku rules the world with a iron fist...for about one hour before we are ourselves are taken down...We were distracted by the new shipment of Hentai.
I Wish I could I had a dragon.
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Granted, you get to meet Joan Rivers.
Freakin' ninja'd again.
Granted, it burns you to death with its fire breath.
Unrelated
I got a good one on how to fuck up my previous time travel Wish. My wish is granted and I get a time machine, but it only goes forward at regular speed.
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I wish I knew Martial Arts.
Freakin' ninja'd again.
Granted, it burns you to death with its fire breath.
Unrelated
I got a good one on how to fuck up my previous time travel Wish. My wish is granted and I get a time machine, but it only goes forward at regular speed.
Related
I wish I knew Martial Arts.
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Granted! You learn how to fight like Dan Hibki. YAY!!!!
I wish to become a virgin with fresh pussy.
I wish to become a virgin with fresh pussy.
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granted but it's tai chi the kind that old grandmas do in the morning fcking ninja'd
granted you were caught underage prostitution
i wish i win the lottery
granted you were caught underage prostitution
i wish i win the lottery
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Granted, but when you're done, some dickhead pushes the pile back in while you're still in the hole...i.e.: Me.
I wish I had a bananaphone.
I wish I had a bananaphone.
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Granted, but the phone only receives calls from long distance telemarketers!
i wish for a soft fluffy pillow
i wish for a soft fluffy pillow
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Your new friend is annoying and or psychotic.
I wish for a world where we were beautiful and sexy animated anime characters.
I wish for a world where we were beautiful and sexy animated anime characters.
