Corrupt A Wish Game

granted you dog is now an untrained puppy that yaps every night from 10 pm to 4 am wizzes on the carpet and chews every available shoe it sees

i wish for pudding flavored pudding

You're wish?

I wish the all gays would die.

They all die while having a heart attack after each one penetrates you in a wild homoerotic gang bang.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You fly. For an instant. Then you faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall.

I wish people would stop making stupid wishes.

Granted, but your wish was stupid so it nullified itself.

Since you were stupid enough not to make a wish, you died.

I wish for the torrent to finish downloading...

Granted but the torrent has a virus that... Made your computer explode.

I wish for my eyes to shoot laser beams.

The lasers aren't very powerful. It's as strong as that red pointer thing.

I wish to be a rock star.

Granted. You get a new Tv, but it doesnt work. To make things work, you already sold the old one. And there's no warranty.

I wish that what im thinking of right now is granted.

The FBI has been tracking your forum posts, and after the death of everyone even directly associated with BMX, they bring you in for questioning and shoot you execution-style.

I wish I had a healing factor.

You are granted your wish for "a healing factor" and all is swell until people begin to resent your ability. You wake up the next morning after you aquired the ability to find your family and everyone you love, including your cat, being slaughtered in front of you by a man wearing a clown suit in a situation where you are too far away to heal them and unable to move. You are then raped by the man and get a dildo shoved down your throat, you "chock", get the joke(?), and die.

I wish I wished for a wish while I was wishing for more wishes to wish with.

I actually lol'ed xD



Your wish is granted. You are now caught in a loop of wishing for more wishes that will only end with your death.

I wish Microsoft would stop sucking.

Microsoft create the best PC system in the world that is so advanced even Alien species from OVER 9000 (!!!) light years away stop and go "LOOK AT THAT! HOLY SHIT FUCKING BITCH THAT IS AWESOME!" Unfortunately you are too poor to aford the justified price of the new PC system, and as every other PC system prior to the new windows one has been destroyed, with the acception of an Apple Mac' from 1984, you have to spend your time wishing you just wished for a pancake.

I wish the manga titled Bleach had a satisfying plot without a single plothole.

granted but the plot sucks

i wish for the shining finger sword theme to play every time i flip someone off

Granted. But it's so awesome that you were taken in to be the first to pilot the God/Burning Gundam...

that's not really bad.

THIS HAND OF MIND GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME PPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR! TAKE THIS! MY LOVE! MY ANGER! AND AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL OF MY SORROW! SHININGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG FINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR! GO! GO! GO!


I wish I was a gundam pilot.

granted but the guy who did the paint job is color blind and painted it tye-dye WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!!!!!!!!
i wish i remembered to wish for pants
EDIT :seriously it's impossible to find anything with long enough legs to fit

Granted... ASSLESS PANTS!!!

I wish for some whipped cream on my chocolate and ice cream!

You got whipped.

I wish to go to sleep.