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Corrupt A Wish Game
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Krystel wrote...
The planet exploded and Zombies can live in space...I wish FAKKU! can stop hating me...
Granted, but now the rest of the world hates you.
I wish I was a low-maintenance but still awesome cyborg that doesn't do maid work.
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Ironbootdong wrote...
Krystel wrote...
The planet exploded and Zombies can live in space...I wish FAKKU! can stop hating me...
Granted, but now the rest of the world hates you.
I wish I was a low-maintenance but still awesome cyborg that doesn't do maid work.
Granted, you do bartending jobs instead, like the robot who can make great cocktails; but you SUCK cocks, not serve them.
I wish I'm not a virgin.
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jmason
Curious and Wondering
granted, but the genie's time machine broke down... sorry, but we can't stop your past self from taking the oath of celibacy.
i wish for a year's supply of Bailey's Irish Cream and absinthe.
i wish for a year's supply of Bailey's Irish Cream and absinthe.
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jmason wrote...
granted, but the genie's time machine broke down... sorry, but we can't stop your past self from taking the oath of celibacy.i wish for a year's supply of Bailey's Irish Cream and absinthe.
Granted, but it's at the bottom of the ocean
I wish I could juggle flaming chainsaws while riding a unicycle across a tightrope without falling to my death
(yay, go page 100)
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Granted, tightrope's on the ground and the chainsaws are made of nerf, with several firefighters approaching your position concerning the fire.
C WOT I DID THAR? Instead of corrupting a good wish, I made a bad wish safe! muahahaha! Tremble at my awesomeness
Also, I wish for all of Fakku to get together in an orgy.
C WOT I DID THAR? Instead of corrupting a good wish, I made a bad wish safe! muahahaha! Tremble at my awesomeness
Also, I wish for all of Fakku to get together in an orgy.
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kingandhishorse wrote...
Someone sabotoges it by giving us all aids.I wish that the whole world looked like anime.
granted, unfortunately, everyone becomes blind as a side effect of this massive change.
I wish Jack actually sold his cow for cash instead of magic beans.
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granted, but he was robbed of his cash on the way home.
I wish that my Laptop became a cute Robot girl!
I wish that my Laptop became a cute Robot girl!
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Kadushy
Douchebag
DONE! It became a cute robot girl who has no arms and legs but tentacles.
I wish to be a fag.
I wish to be a fag.
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Done, unfortunately there are no fags that want to bang you :P.
I wish to get an A on my next College Essay.
I wish to get an A on my next College Essay.
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Granted. the SOUND of thunder; strong enough to literally get your ears bleeding.
I wish for a french kiss from a ridiculously cute girl.
I wish for a french kiss from a ridiculously cute girl.
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Granted. you smiled... in our minds when we know you're in despair for god-knows-what reason.
I wish I was the healthiest person in the world.
I wish I was the healthiest person in the world.
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granted but everyone else died of sickness and you become very lonely
i wish i can speak any language
i wish i can speak any language
