[Locked] FAKKU Café v5.2

[color=#993300]Jerk

Not my fault your lab has funding issues. Build more profitable things like robocatgirls or something.

[color=#993300]Rather my lab is doing stuff more productive, like keeping the water you drink safe, and preventing the world from exploding by the mantle. Besides, you seem to lack an understanding to how EXACTLY the acid burn came about. Idiot....

Tell us I wanna know.

So I just got soaked going outside in the middle of easily the worst storm we've had in a while. Why you ask? To go to taco bell because Im fucking hungry.

*looks around*

Hello, everyone! ^_^

Sup luin.

Time to enjoy today's downloads, I guess.

[color=#993300]*looks at clock* What the fuck am I doing up so early?

*Cuddles Data*

Hello~

Maintenance?

[color=#993300]What kind of maintenance would be needed right now?


[color=#993300]Hello Enos *evaporates cucurbituril*

Hello, you all. ^_^

*pats Durpi*

[color=#993300]Heeello

Removing dust, cleaning utensils, replacing melted cables, and good old repairing broken equipment.

[color=#993300]Sounds like your problems, chopsticks clean like lightning, air filter removes dust, wireless and well insulated giant cables are hard to melt, and the only equipment I worry about repairing is when the million dollar superconducting magnet or electron microscope located in a level 3 and 2 clean room somehow break

^Some people run irc's in that.

[color=#993300]a microscope isn't worth it nor is a scalpel, unless you have some continuous use for either