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Well Shino will have multiple victims.

meh.

[color=#993300]A decent microscope for cellular research go around $250+ Mind you, cells are Clear and thus require a VARIETY of dyes to actually be able to see them. A good kit of them to last you costs upwards of $500. And unless you're cutting your own live tissue out (which will also cost money for nutrient gels, glassware, and microscope slides), you won't need a scalpel. More likely, you will need a decent pipette.

HOUOUIN KYOUMA!!!

Sneaky I gotta ask. Fucking magnets how do they work?

I'll be off to find some dinner, then.

[color=#993300]Magnets are created when a metal atom has an incomplete electron shell. By having this, the metal is called paramagnetic and can produce a small magnetic field. Naturally magnetic compounds are basically when all the small particle's magnetic fields align themselves according to the magnetic field. Magnets are run on the basic principle of electron spin. Electrons can spin one way or another, there are only two directions, thus creating the two poles of a magnet


[color=#993300]What?


[color=#993300]Nope, not really, these are available for education purposes as well. Blood and cheek samples are easy to obtain, but you can also cut tissue from plants as well.

OK but tide goes in tide goes out, you cant explain that.

[color=#993300]Tides are caused by the enhanced gravitational pull by the moon, really, is that so hard?

Sneaky confirmed to take everything 100% seriously.

[color=#993300]In a lab setting, which I am in right now, yes, I am. I mean, I have explosives in a bath of hot oil right now, so I'm a little tense

I was in a lab once and I still threw a cows eye at someone, and that was some dangerous bacteria man.

[color=#993300]Um....why?

[color=#993300]Um...why? You could go to court for that

NOBODY FUCKS WITH ME At the time it was pretty funny.

First time dropping by the Cafe~ Do you serve cake? *w*

[color=#993300]What am I going to do with you?


[color=#993300]Many kinds, anything in particular?

You haven't seen Steins Gate?

Become completely dependent on my brilliant insight on all subjects.

[color=#993300]Sounds good, I'll come to you if I have any questions


[color=#993300]Nope, no time