How do you masturbate?
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NEXUS wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
Onahole for when Im not lazy.What kind of Onahole? If you don't mind me asking.
Looks kind of scary, but it works pretty well.
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
TheOverFlow wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
Well I met her at the pub. Got chatting to her, we had a laugh. She gave me her number and we kept in regular contact. Arranged a date, had a meal which went well.We had a second date at a restaurant. I dropped her off home where she leaned in and...
Spoiler:
Flawless execution. No one will know except her 3 year old son who now has been traumatized seeing his only mother turn into a human jerky and shoved down a mans pants right before his very eyes.
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Sgt.broski
Where's the futa Jacob
Gravity cat wrote...
TheOverFlow wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
Well I met her at the pub. Got chatting to her, we had a laugh. She gave me her number and we kept in regular contact. Arranged a date, had a meal which went well.We had a second date at a restaurant. I dropped her off home where she leaned in and...
Spoiler:
Flawless execution. No one will know except her 3 year old son who now has been traumatized seeing his only mother turn into a human jerky and shoved down a mans pants right before his very eyes.
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Uhh ... Did someone say cats?
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
TheOverFlow wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
TheOverFlow wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
Well I met her at the pub. Got chatting to her, we had a laugh. She gave me her number and we kept in regular contact. Arranged a date, had a meal which went well.We had a second date at a restaurant. I dropped her off home where she leaned in and...
Spoiler:
Flawless execution. No one will know except her 3 year old son who now has been traumatized seeing his only mother turn into a human jerky and shoved down a mans pants right before his very eyes.
Spoiler:
Uhh ... Did someone say cats?
Spoiler:
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Fantasymaster wrote...
Holy fuck, this place is cringeworthy. Can't believe I hadn't noticed before... I'm leaving.bb pls dont leave
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TheOverFlow wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
TheOverFlow wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
Well I met her at the pub. Got chatting to her, we had a laugh. She gave me her number and we kept in regular contact. Arranged a date, had a meal which went well.We had a second date at a restaurant. I dropped her off home where she leaned in and...
Spoiler:
Flawless execution. No one will know except her 3 year old son who now has been traumatized seeing his only mother turn into a human jerky and shoved down a mans pants right before his very eyes.
Spoiler:
Uhh ... Did someone say cats?

A cat is fine too...
But in seriousness, I just use my fingers and occasionally this old vibrating toothbrush with a nice rounded tip at the handle.
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Over a toilet or with an onahole. Lotion is optional.
[size=1]Except for the onahole. Then, it's a requirement.[/h]
[size=1]Except for the onahole. Then, it's a requirement.[/h]