How do you masturbate?

[color=#993300]When a person and their hand love each other very much....

I make sure I go to a crowded place
-Movie theater
-bowling alleys
-schools

Just recently i celebrated my successful free-climb atop a 9 story apartment building with a bountiful fapping upon the roof.

I spent years secluded in the mountains, training for this day. I have perfected my technique. I can now jerk... with my mind.

I blow on it.

With a belt around my neck.

With Vibration