Lamest Jokes and Pick-Up Lines

Pages 1234Next
0
Post the lamest jokes and pick-up lines you can think of here!

I'll start:

What happens when you kick a volcano?
You Crack-A-Toe-A
0
"Guys Im leaving Fakku."
0
Are your legs tired? Because you've been runnin through my mind ALL NIGHT!!

I giggled the first time.. not the second or ninth. It's done. Lol.
0
My love burns for you like a thousand suns.
0
"Wanna google my yahoo? If you digg myspace I'll come all over your facebook"
0
Nobosaki wrote...
"Wanna google my yahoo? If you digg myspace I'll go all over your facebook"


Thats on a t-shirt from tshirthell.com

--

Haven't I seen you before?
0
illumi wrote...
Nobosaki wrote...
"Wanna google my yahoo? If you digg myspace I'll go all over your facebook"


Thats on a t-shirt from tshirthell.com

--

Haven't I seen you before?


seriously? ... my friend isn't as creative as i thought then

Shaquille O'Neal pickup-line: Wanna shaq it up with me?
0
"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."

More like a tip to making money fast.
0
What do you call a gay homeless man?

A hobosexual
0
Fallan Kamen Rider Cheeki
Angel?

Sorry, I thought you were an angel.
0
Do you have some cigarettes I could borrow because you're SMOKIN'!
0
You know you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
0
Morning Star Soba-Scans Staff


Works all the time.
0
Morning Star wrote...


Works all the time.


I lol'd

This one is a bit wtf from a related vid

Scene: Wombat hitting on Wonder Woman

Wombat: "Hey baby, do you come here often or do you have a physical or mental disability which prevents from sexual climaxing?"
0
If I flip a coin whats the chance of me gettin head?
0
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
You know you look a lot like my next girlfriend.


If said properly that might work.
0
strange i have fucked you before cause i aint getting a hard on
0
"If I rewrote the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together"
..
That's all I know rofl
0
"Nice shoes - let fuck"

works for me everytime.
0
luinthoron High Priest of Loli
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" 8)
Pages 1234Next
Vanilla
Tomboy
Netorare
Monster Girl
Femdom
Popular Tags Today: