Lamest Jokes and Pick-Up Lines
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Post the lamest jokes and pick-up lines you can think of here!
I'll start:
What happens when you kick a volcano?
You Crack-A-Toe-A
I'll start:
What happens when you kick a volcano?
You Crack-A-Toe-A
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Are your legs tired? Because you've been runnin through my mind ALL NIGHT!!
I giggled the first time.. not the second or ninth. It's done. Lol.
I giggled the first time.. not the second or ninth. It's done. Lol.
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Nobosaki wrote...
"Wanna google my yahoo? If you digg myspace I'll go all over your facebook"Thats on a t-shirt from tshirthell.com
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Haven't I seen you before?
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illumi wrote...
Nobosaki wrote...
"Wanna google my yahoo? If you digg myspace I'll go all over your facebook"Thats on a t-shirt from tshirthell.com
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Haven't I seen you before?
seriously? ... my friend isn't as creative as i thought then
Shaquille O'Neal pickup-line: Wanna shaq it up with me?
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Morning Star wrote...
Works all the time.
I lol'd
This one is a bit wtf from a related vid
Scene: Wombat hitting on Wonder Woman
Wombat: "Hey baby, do you come here often or do you have a physical or mental disability which prevents from sexual climaxing?"
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TehMikuruSlave wrote...
You know you look a lot like my next girlfriend.If said properly that might work.
