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Lamest Jokes and Pick-Up Lines
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Eranikum
14 years ago
"Are you my surgeon? Because my heart is aching for you!" - worst one I ever heard.
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softbanker
14 years ago
Umm.. Hi.. Your pretty, can you be mine?
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Nobosaki
14 years ago
There must be a law to look that good! As a bringer of justice, your punishment is a good spanking. Now turn around and bend over. ;)
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Shawn2005x
14 years ago
1. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
2. Just call me milk I’ll do your body good.
lolz
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TheDarkStarAlchemist
Requests Moderator
14 years ago
Do me.
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Nobosaki
14 years ago
My friend is really down and I've tried anything but nothing is cheering him up! Mind giving me a hand? (cookie if you get it)
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ArcadiaZer0
14 years ago
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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Kadushy
Douchebag
14 years ago
My Ekans is evolving!
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Nobosaki
14 years ago
blarutoballz wrote...
My Ekans is evolving!
lmao
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Kadushy
Douchebag
14 years ago
Nobosaki wrote...
blarutoballz wrote...
My Ekans is evolving!
lmao
you get it..
I'm having a boner!
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Eranikum
14 years ago
- I know quite a bit about astronomy and I've just found my star (one of the worst pickup lines ever imo)
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Akaoni21
14 years ago
My names Peugeot... Ride of your life!
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Kadushy
Douchebag
14 years ago
So I heard your name's Mary, mines Me.
That one was lame..
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Midgar
14 years ago
"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you took my breath away."
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Andy-kun
14 years ago
"Is it me or are you hot in here?"
"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
"Excuse me, is your seat taken?"
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Nobosaki
14 years ago
Wanna go cuckoo for my cocoa puffs?
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Zeph=3
14 years ago
Midgar wrote...
"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you took my breath away."
Wasn't it:
"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from Heaven."
XD
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ark99999
14 years ago
help! the cia is trying to steal my penis! do you have any place i could hide it?
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Kadushy
Douchebag
14 years ago
ark99999 wrote...
help! the cia is trying to steal my penis! do you have any place i could hide it?
That one got me..
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Zeph=3
14 years ago
blarutoballz wrote...
ark99999 wrote...
help! the cia is trying to steal my penis! do you have any place i could hide it?
That one got me..
Haha, same here. XD
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