Lamest Jokes and Pick-Up Lines
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There must be a law to look that good! As a bringer of justice, your punishment is a good spanking. Now turn around and bend over. ;)
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1. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
2. Just call me milk I’ll do your body good.
lolz
2. Just call me milk I’ll do your body good.
lolz
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My friend is really down and I've tried anything but nothing is cheering him up! Mind giving me a hand? (cookie if you get it)
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Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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Kadushy
Douchebag
Nobosaki wrote...
blarutoballz wrote...
My Ekans is evolving!lmao
you get it..
I'm having a boner!
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- I know quite a bit about astronomy and I've just found my star (one of the worst pickup lines ever imo)
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"Is it me or are you hot in here?"
"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
"Excuse me, is your seat taken?"
"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
"Excuse me, is your seat taken?"
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Midgar wrote...
"Did it hurt?""Did what hurt?"
"When you took my breath away."
Wasn't it:
"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from Heaven."
XD
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Kadushy
Douchebag
ark99999 wrote...
help! the cia is trying to steal my penis! do you have any place i could hide it?That one got me..
