military

This is about any thing military for those in the military like myself just remember operational security

Don't drop the soap private.

You what?

what

dropping the soap is not the thing to worry about pissing off your squad and getting beat with it in a sock is what you gotta worry about haha

Re opening my crushed dreams again ...

Judging by your name, I'm guessing you no longer serve because one or more of your limbs is now missing.

Left leg?

Yes sir! -salutes then bends down to pick up my bag-

What branch are you in?

A sniper never gives away his position, you fool.

No im not actualy cripled my user name is something given to me in my highschool days after i broke my leg in football and i am still in i am in the army as a infantryman at the 82nd airborne division

and I had just forgotten about that song. But does anyone really listen to that for 10 hours?

I have about 15 different versions of that song (along with other Soviet songs and marches), so maybe.

Sweet November Juliet.

Grand freaky, tell them about your heroic experience on the field!

I had a haji shoot me from a murder hole with a shit Chinese ak. So it hit my dragon vest (since uncle Sam gave my unit nam era armor so my dad sent me top if the line dragon armor made here where I live) and bounce off like plastic bb from an air gun. The monkey slackman unloaded his saw on the dune coon and killed him and the two insurgent behind the compound wall. Few week later I stopped a tribeman from stoning his daughter for getting raped and took a round into the shoulder. First tour was easy. Second one was hell.

Uncle freaky, tell them about your time with that little asian boy while on the field.