pickup lines
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What are your usual pickup lines or ones that you have received?
Honestly, I dont know of any. Ive never been able to approach a stranger coz I am absolutely clueless about these. Considering my age... I dont know.
From wiki
A pick-up line (or chat-up line) is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging an unfamiliar person for humor, romance, or dating.
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Thanks everyone in advance for ideas
Honestly, I dont know of any. Ive never been able to approach a stranger coz I am absolutely clueless about these. Considering my age... I dont know.
From wiki
A pick-up line (or chat-up line) is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging an unfamiliar person for humor, romance, or dating.
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Thanks everyone in advance for ideas
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lollollol12 wrote...
"SUCK MY FUCKIN DICK BITCH"This except
Harmonian wrote...
"BITCH PLEASE SUCK MY FUCING DICKI'm a gentlemen.
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Yeah, pickup lines are like cheat codes for instant failure.
If they work it's only because the girl would've fucked you even if you spilt your drink on her and called her a whore.
"HURR THAT'S A NICE COAT BUT IT WOULD LOOK BETTER ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR DURR"
If they work it's only because the girl would've fucked you even if you spilt your drink on her and called her a whore.
"HURR THAT'S A NICE COAT BUT IT WOULD LOOK BETTER ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR DURR"
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lol, that was really funny.
Teclo, seriously though, you must say something aside from hi. I dont mean a single line that will make a woman go nuts and just go to bed with you. I meant just how to start a conversation, thats what it means right? Or im wrong.
Teclo, seriously though, you must say something aside from hi. I dont mean a single line that will make a woman go nuts and just go to bed with you. I meant just how to start a conversation, thats what it means right? Or im wrong.
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ashcrimson wrote...
lol, that was really funny.Teclo, seriously though, you must say something aside from hi. I dont mean a single line that will make a woman go nuts and just go to bed with you. I meant just how to start a conversation, thats what it means right? Or im wrong.
Do you know what time it is?
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Everyone should learn from the master...courtesy of Futurama's Zapp Brannigan.
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
"Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"
"Hey, If you look this good, you don't have to know anything"
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
"Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"
"Hey, If you look this good, you don't have to know anything"
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zubpyro wrote...
Everyone should learn from the master...courtesy of Futurama's Zapp Brannigan."If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
"Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"
"Hey, If you look this good, you don't have to know anything"
No.
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ashcrimson wrote...
lol, that was really funny.Teclo, seriously though, you must say something aside from hi. I dont mean a single line that will make a woman go nuts and just go to bed with you. I meant just how to start a conversation, thats what it means right? Or im wrong.
True, but I'm just saying that lines like "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" or "I'm a mathematician baby! Do you fancy going to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?" are not really going to get you anywhere.
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Teclo wrote...
ashcrimson wrote...
Teclo, so what would you say then or do?Top secret, bro.
That translates to "Jizz in my pants before saying a word."
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Rbz wrote...
Teclo wrote...
ashcrimson wrote...
Teclo, so what would you say then or do?Top secret, bro.
That translates to "Jizz in my pants before saying a word."
>implying I haven't already beat off a million times before going out
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You must work at subway because, you just gave me a foot long.
You must work at UPS cause i see you checking out my package.
Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i was on you i'd be cumming too.
You must work at UPS cause i see you checking out my package.
Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i was on you i'd be cumming too.
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Hey, your eyes are the same color as my Lambo!
What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Your mom was pretty good, so I figured you'd be too.
Excuse me, did you happen to find my Nobe; Peace Prize?
Sorry, I thought your nametag was in brail :) (My buddy actually did that once, we got thrown outta outback steakhouse.)
I wish i were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
Are youre parents retards, cuz your special.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Your mom was pretty good, so I figured you'd be too.
Excuse me, did you happen to find my Nobe; Peace Prize?
Sorry, I thought your nametag was in brail :) (My buddy actually did that once, we got thrown outta outback steakhouse.)
I wish i were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
Are youre parents retards, cuz your special.
