pickup lines
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Mob & Nash, I think those I can give a try, I think I have enough courage to say those atleast.
The others were interesting and cute, well funny. Wonder what will happen if you really would say such a thing to a stranger
The others were interesting and cute, well funny. Wonder what will happen if you really would say such a thing to a stranger
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Longevity wrote...
"Hey I'm an Astronaut, and I'm here to explore Uranus"
Rovencrone wrote...
i lawld
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Trunksdark wrote...
Longevity wrote...
"Are you from heaven?""Cause I have an erection!"
ROFL!!! That was awsome, but it would never work... on a normal girl.
Who wants a normal when you can have freak.
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ashcrimson wrote...
I meant just how to start a conversation, thats what it means right?No, pickup lines means to get her into yer' clutches AKA the reason its called a pickup line.
One shot kill.
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"Do you like anal, cuz i just slipped sleeping pills in your drink when you weren't looking"
or
"Butter my muffin please"
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"If I told you that I hurt my penis would you kiss it better"
The first one never fails
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"Butter my muffin please"
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"If I told you that I hurt my penis would you kiss it better"
The first one never fails
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ashcrimson wrote...
I meant just how to start a conversation, thats what it means right?Did you try with "Hello" usually you can start a conversation with that.
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Longevity wrote...
Who wants a normal when you can have freak.That was nice
Harmonian, alright, well as I said Im not familiar with it. But thinking abuot it, it is possible in a way theoretically right? I mean it being a 'one shot kill', if you can match the line with the right person, some. It may not be enough to make the person go to bed with you but enough to catch her interest
Long, after you say 'Hi' or 'Hello', you'd probably say something after.
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ashcrimson wrote...
Long, after you say 'Hi' or 'Hello', you'd probably say something after."What's going on?" It isn't that hard to keep a conversation going unless you're a complete idiot who has no sense of the English language.
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Listen here's the conversation.
@ash
this is how it works
*walks up to a random girl*
Hello, do you want some penis? yes? Today's your lucky day!
See not that hard.
@ash
this is how it works
*walks up to a random girl*
Hello, do you want some penis? yes? Today's your lucky day!
See not that hard.
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Long, not everyone is proficient in dealing with social situations. You seem irritable, are you tired or hungry.
If it has to be said, I may be capable of english but I dont know how to approach a stranger and open up a conversation with him/her, even if I can keep it going.
Besides, even if people didnt take it seriously, the answers were fun to read
If it has to be said, I may be capable of english but I dont know how to approach a stranger and open up a conversation with him/her, even if I can keep it going.
Besides, even if people didnt take it seriously, the answers were fun to read
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Teclo wrote...
ashcrimson wrote...
Teclo, so what would you say then or do?Top secret, bro.
LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Teclo is a smooth operator.
Examples:
Spoiler:
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ashcrimson wrote...
Long, not everyone is proficient in dealing with social situations. You seem irritable, are you tired or hungry.If it has to be said, I may be capable of english but I dont know how to approach a stranger and open up a conversation with him/her, even if I can keep it going.
Besides, even if people didnt take it seriously, the answers were fun to read
I am hungry right now. I may go make something, but saying "Hi, whats going on" isn't hard at all.
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Attempt to pick up a check out girl (some thing I saw some one do irl)
Guy, " Hmm.. Chevelle a beautiful name for a beautiful girl "
Girl, " *slick* That's the name of the shop you mongo "
Guy, " Hmm.. Chevelle a beautiful name for a beautiful girl "
Girl, " *slick* That's the name of the shop you mongo "
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
Chances are, he/she will say "None of your business, leave me alone".
Still better than the concentration camp known as friend zone, though.
Still better than the concentration camp known as friend zone, though.
