pickup lines
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edibleghost wrote...
"Hey baby, my cock just died. Can I bury it in your asshole?"TAKE ME NOW BABY
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Sora-chan wrote...
O.o i didnt think people would actually use pick up lines ...........I use mine all the time, along with "Hey I'm an Astronaut, and I'm here to explore Uranus"
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Longevity wrote...
Sora-chan wrote...
O.o i didnt think people would actually use pick up lines ...........I use mine all the time, along with "Hey I'm an Astronaut, and I'm here to explore Uranus"
ow... i see but why dont you just talk to them normally ??
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Sora-chan wrote...
Longevity wrote...
Sora-chan wrote...
O.o i didnt think people would actually use pick up lines ...........I use mine all the time, along with "Hey I'm an Astronaut, and I'm here to explore Uranus"
ow... i see but why dont you just talk to them normally ??
because acting nice never works, then you just become the "Good Friend" who is in love but never get's anywhere except to awkward tension.
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Longevity wrote...
Sora-chan wrote...
Longevity wrote...
Sora-chan wrote...
O.o i didnt think people would actually use pick up lines ...........I use mine all the time, along with "Hey I'm an Astronaut, and I'm here to explore Uranus"
ow... i see but why dont you just talk to them normally ??
because acting nice never works, then you just become the "Good Friend" who is in love but never get's anywhere except to awkward tension.
being a good friend is fine ^^ i didnt say i liked the person soo no prob
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1.All this could be yours for one low, low price!
2.Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
3.As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!<best
2.Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
3.As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!<best
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Longevity wrote...
"Are you from heaven?""Cause I have an erection!"
ROFL!!! That was awsome, but it would never work... on a normal girl.
