Pimpin' Ain't Easy (Up-to-date translations)

March 10: Sorry folks, this premature ejaculation came without warning and probably got in your eye. I assure you, however, that today's dreadful performance will not affect the size of monday's load. You will drown in doujin bukkake and like it.



No need to prostrate before me, citizen, for I am not a king. I'm just a lowly, humble uber pimp.



That's funny because it implies I bought Bioware's newest EA shit stained product. Don't worry, it's very clear to me that ME3 continues Bioware's trend of producing simplistic, populist schlock that is passed off as a sequel to something epic.

March 13: Still not fully up-to-date.

March 14: You will see a 4. You will then see a 6. There is no 5.

In other news, I finally caught up.

Fucking wondered when Kibisis would be uploaded onto Fakku proper in English. That one's been languishing in the untranslated corner for a long ass time.

March 16: So much goddamn futa and 2 doujins that disappoint. This is another one of those days where I go to pornhub or /gif/ to get my daily fix.

Computer died. More specifically, I think my HDD is malfunctioning. Not sure how long until I can continue this thread. I keep everything related to this thread on a USB, so losing files is not an issue.

Yeah, I've noticed that Futa seems to be the big thing at the moment. I wonder why that is.

About 2 weeks.

damn man, that sucks.

hopefully nothing else goes wrong with your PC.

It's unfortunate to hear that as a result of government bullshit, animefreak's mediafire accounts have been eviscerated. Fortunately for me, I cannot say the same about my MF account; I attribute its longevity to the cryptic nature of the file names. I'll be back in action as soon as wednesday. I won't bother catching up; I'll just start with the most recently uploaded doujins that day.

Cool story happened: when my computer was dying, I realized that I completely forgot to replace the bookmark backup I deleted earlier with the most up-to-date version. It took some time, but the computer eventually succumbed to my will and didn't crash long enough for me to back up all of firefox's bookmarks. This is important because:

1. Most of the internet I give a fuck about is preserved in my bookmarks.
2. The 40-someshit sources I constantly check for doujins were part of my bookmarks.

True story: right after realizing how fucked I was without a bookmark backup, I started frantically writing down all of the sources I could remember. I could only remember about 20 of them.

tl;dr: having a backup of all my bookmarks saved my pimpin' e-penis from becoming a pathetically flaccid booger.

That is the funniest thing I've read all week. Its also good to see that your computer succumbed to your demands.

Like the boss you are. Good to have you back in action.

Back in business, and business is bonerific.

Glad to see, boss. My appreciation for your thread is fucking endless. Let me +rep you where it's due... just point me in the right direction, I'l be over here, uh... busy... yeah.

Yeah, yours always is. Pimp of Hentai, we bow to thee.

The reason I don't like getting rep from this thread is because it's not much of an accomplishment to take pride in. It's too easy to gain approval from people via rep with porn. (As opposed to getting rep for being funny and generally awesome, which accounts for about 80% of my current rep.) Plus, it's impersonal. Getting acclaim through comments feels good, man.

Alright then, I'll do as you want... I just felt like speaking up about the awesomeness of the thread after having been lurking it since like, what, last year? Talking about the older thread too, of course (I think I posted back there too, too lazy to look it up). So yeah, thanks for what you do. :)

April 6:



Thanks, bro.

Dude, I so glad the pimp master is back to form, your awesome. Do you by any chance accept request and suggestion? I ask cause I know your links are safe.