Pimpin' Ain't Easy (Up-to-date translations)
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Superior wrote...
this is going in my signature, Thanks it made my dayLike I said: vanillafags are part of a fucking hive mind.
February 17:
I wrote...
Law of Doujins #13: The longer you go out on official business, the higher the chance that your sexually frustrated woman will get fucked by someone else. (Whether she likes it or not, she will enjoy the experience.)I say it's #13 because cheating is a level below NTR, which #14 is reserved for, and Valentine's day is celebrated on the 14th of February; I just like to rub it in.
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Rbz wrote...
February 27: I rustle jimmies; you rustle cock.Yes. Yes, you do. And yes, I do.
Spoiler:
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Damn you for changing the name of the thread, still found it as fast as if it hadn't been changed though. Never mind.
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Rbz wrote...
February 27: I rustle jimmies; you rustle cock.Do you stomp siders as well? Great up date!
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February 28:
I didn't change shit. I understand if your jims were rustled, though. It's what I do.
No. Maybe that pussy blzebub posted stomps siders, but like a motherfucking great ape, I rustle the shit out of jimmies. It's a lifestyle.
lordvivec wrote...
Damn you for changing the name of the thread, still found it as fast as if it hadn't been changed though. Never mind. I didn't change shit. I understand if your jims were rustled, though. It's what I do.
matisleonhart wrote...
Do you stomp siders as well? Great up date!No. Maybe that pussy blzebub posted stomps siders, but like a motherfucking great ape, I rustle the shit out of jimmies. It's a lifestyle.
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February 29: Enjoy it while you can. Until 2016, porn won't satisfy you in the same way it does today. If you don't take advantage now, tomorrow you'll wake up with a void in your soul and a weird feeling in your crotch. That latter part might just be your STD acting up, but nevertheless, your crotch will be disappointed in you. As the well known Cocky the bear says, "Only you can prevent genital dissatisfaction."
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March 1: Lo, it is now march. The 3rd Effect of Mass is only 5 days away. I look forward to the gaming community's reaction.
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March 5: The ending to Mass Effect 3 was leaked. I saw it. The biofags over at the bioware forums saw it. Rage all up in that bitch.
That feeling when you realize ME 2 & 3 probably should've never happened.
That feeling when you realize ME 2 & 3 probably should've never happened.
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"In recent news, uber pimp Gold Ribz Esquire III was unable to tend to his jap smut loving followers. It is unclear when the infamous porn drought will cease. Professional expert specialist analysts predict a wonderful doujin bukkake as soon as next monday. Not soon enough, say critics."
