So, my girlfriend just caught me looking at vanilla

Talk about embarassing. And worst part is we just got in an arguement about my last BF. She thought I was cheating on her with him; though tbh it looked that way. Unfortunatly, the reason I gave her for why I wasn't getting back together with him was because I didn't like guys anymore.
Well...at least she wasnt too upset. Hmm, normally wouldn't post this on forums but...I don't think id enjoy talking this over with friends. >.

implying I'm your friend.

Wrong section.

IB doesn't care about your relationship woes.

Hint: there's a specific section just for them! But you have to actually read! D:

Wait.... YURI!!!!!!

wrong section rly? Huh, thought this qualified as incoherent babbling xD

you want Love, Romance, and Relationships.

Niggabitch, how dare you empty quote me

Dis nigga juss mad cause I done whooped dat ass at vidya gaems in january.

I maybe a nigga but I sir am no bitch.

Oh my, freaky.

Douché

You showered?
[size=5](doucher means to shower in french, douché would be the past tense)

>Vanilla.

*may be

Also obligatory:

I bathe in hookers blood and loli tears.

Suck cock, get pregnant, be important.