So, my girlfriend just caught me looking at vanilla

lol who cares nig. more importantly op got a happy ending. Gratz

Nothing says move-in together like someone in the relationship being jealous at the silliest thing.

Gratz, I assume she's the one doing the cooking?

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

No.

That is great news!

You're the kinda faggot that means that aren't you?

Partially.
I guess it's just kind of nice to hear something worked out for somebody.

It's called relationship chicken, bitch got jealous over something so trivial and than they move in. I give it a month tops.

Dose trust issues too.

Duh. Because a girl can't make a girl pregnant.

I never had those moments where they care enough if I was jacking to porn. I caught one mid dildoing years ago. I just grab my jacket and winked.

Fool. You should've joined. Or rape at least.

I had work. She didn't even stop. I'm not sure if we fucked that night... it was nine years ago and the sugar and embalming fluid ate my lobe.

My fiance was on my ipod looking up porn (we already had sex that day so he was just fapping to make it quick), and I kinda freaked out a little due to some of my bookmarks...

he opened up Taimanin Asagi ;_;

and then yesterday we were watching The Fellowship of the Ring and when there were orc/goblin things on screen, he said "You want to get fucked by those things."

;___________;

He teases out of love, but it still stings ~