TEAM ROCKET IS RECRUITING

AFTER THE RECENT DISPOSAL OF TWO BUMBLING TEAM ROCKET MEMBERS (WE SHALL NOT SPEAK OF THEIR NAMES) I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT TEAM ROCKET IS LOOKING TO RECRUIT TWO (2) TRAINEES TO OUR CAUSE.

IDEALLY THE TWO RECRUITS WILL BE ONE BOY (MALE) AND ONE GIRL (FEMALE), HOWEVER IN THE EVENT OF A SHORTAGE OF APPLICANTS FROM ONE GENDER, TWO OF THE SAME GENDER IS FINE TOO.

IN ORDER TO APPLY, YOU MUST AGREE TO THE FOLLOWING TERMS:
1.) GIOVANNI IS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING, YOU MUST OBEY ME WITHOUT QUESTIONS.
2.) YOU MUST BE WILLING TO STEAL POKEMON ON A FREQUENT BASIS
3.) ALL POKEMON ARE BELONG TO TEAM ROCKET
4.) ONCE YOU JOIN, THE ONLY WAY TO LEAVE IS TO DIE

PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR RESUME AND REASONS FOR WISHING TO JOIN HERE.

IF YOU ARE UNCERTAIN WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN TEAM ROCKET AND BE PRIVY TO ALL THE RESOURCES AND MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF CAPITAL I HAVE AT MY DISPOSAL, CONSIDER THIS:
ASK NOT WHAT TEAM ROCKET CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR TEAM ROCKET.

Stop posting in all caps, we already have an idiot who fills that (unnecessary) niche. Also, this belongs in IB. Also....having personal fan clubs is also a niche some people already take up as well. Stop being so unoriginal. Also....actually I just wanted to say also a few more times.

Do we get fluorescent orange suits?

What are the benefits of joining? Salary pay? Vacations?

Will you provide us with our own pokemon, and which ones?

Me and that rule just do not seem to agree with each other. I suggest you remove it.

I'm willing to join [size=1](not.)[/h]

A challenger eh? Giovanni thinks he can actually attain more members to his group, then I have in mine. I'm the goddamned Kingpin and BEYONCE MADE THE GREATEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME....

GO BACK TO UR FISHSTICKS

I watched that video today. He grabbed the mic from Taylor.

On topic: What kind of pokemon do we get? Will we be able to do whatever we want?
Will meowth join us?

How many hours of vacation do we get?

if CHIBI is pick...i may join =3

awww Fuck i seeing em all really easy to lose
i will never join

Idk man.......... those fucking caps are killing me... you know you can exclaim that your yellling with a exclamation point like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! k?
and fuck team rocket im joining ash and hawt misty...

Fix'd. Who cares about Ash.

NOT FIT


WHAT



WHY DO YOU NEED VACATION, I THOUGHT STEALING AND PILLAGING IS LIKE BEING ON VACATION.



PROBABLY SOME COMMON POKEMON, ALTHOUGH OUR COMMANDERS TO HAVE RARER, MORE HIGHLY TRAINED POKEMON THAT THEY EITHER CAUGHT AND TRAINED OR WERE AWARDED TO THEM.


GOOD ATTITUDE. YOU HAVE BEEN ADDED TO CONSIDERATION.


NO, YOU DO NOT NEED TO FOLLOW THAT LOSER AROUND.

FINE FUCK YOU SIR!!!!!!

(凸ಠ益ಠ)ノ~┻━┻

HEY, TAKE THAT OUTSIDE. WE DON'T NEED POTTYMOUTHS IN TEAM ROCKET.