TEAM ROCKET IS RECRUITING

[will totally join Team Rocket]

Where do I sign?

BEFORE I APPLY, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THE STARTING SALARY OF A TEAM ROCKET GRUNT

I AM CURRENTLY MAKING 500K PER YEAR FROM CRACK TRAFFIKING AND EXTORTION, UNLESS THE PAY IS HIGHER THAN THIS VALUE, I WILL NOT SIGN UP

PLZ RESPOND

Ill join. . .but only if im paired with James~

master's group is not available at the moment T_T

so i'll join TR!

here's my resume!

-master of disguise *currently wearing a panda suit*XD
-don't need a pokemon when i have a desert eagle!X3
-able to drive any vehicle! except a bicycle!
-Master degree in criminal school! *stole it from someone*
-can only cook anything seafood related *puffer fish anyone?*
-good in air and land, not water! *can't swim DX*
-good at seducing the enemy!
-don't like to be double cross! *your dead! if you do that*
-prefers working alone! *no idiots, plz!*

well thats that^^
also, if accepted
do i really have to wear a white uniform?

Resume's eh?

Mine: Captain of the 10th Division.

I want to join team rocket because I want to assist in this most awesome group that is dedicated to stealing pokemon. Im underhanded and an expert at rape, stealing, and pillaging pokemon. I have been doing it since the young age of 5. I am male.

I will never question Giovanni's order unlike that person above who feels like disobeying and mentioning those bumbling idiots. I will never betray my leader even if it kills me.

I am willing to steal any Pokemon at any time. As an offering I have already captured that pikachu you have wanted even tho im sure you have much stronger Pokemon over level 100 so my existence is worthless in comparison to you. More like all Pokemon are belong to Giovanni, amirite. Why would anyone want to leave that's just ludicrous.

Picture of my offering to Team Rocket.

I ONLY WORK WITH DEFINITIVE ANSWERS. IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME A DEFINITIVE ANSWER, I DO NOT GIVE YOU A DEFINITIVE ANSWER.





EXCELLENT. YOU HAVE BEEN ADDED FOR CONSIDERATION.


ONLY IF YOU ARE WILLING TO STEAL POKEMON


RAPING IS IN YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION.


ARE YOU IN THIS FOR THE MONEY OR IN THIS FOR THE THRILLS?
PLZ RESPOND


WHO THE FUCK IS JAMES?

Team Rocket disturbs world peace. Commence Team Rocket Annihilation Operation

I'll help!

I'll get my



To Do It

And

My hired maids!

I want in.

Resume



Education
Fakku School of Law

Experience
I've been a Lawyer ever since I was dead.

BOTH

GOOD ATTITUDE. YOU HAVE BEEN ADDED FOR CONSIDERATION.


ROCKET GRUNTS CAN EARN MONEY FROM TRAFFICKING AND EXTORTION ON TOP OF REGULAR PAY, IN FACT IT IS ENCOURAGED FOR PROMOTION.

SO RIGHT NOW THE APPLICANTS FOR CONSIDERATION ARE:

UNSIGNED
TAOKAKA
SINDALF
P=MANGAKAL!
THEDARKSTARALCHEMIST
AZE
HIROYUKISHOTA

QUESTION: ARE ANY OF YOU FEMALE, GOTTA KEEP AN EVEN NUMBER OF EACH GENDER YOU KNOW

IF YOU WANT TO JOIN, YOU WILL BE ADDED FOR CONSIDERATION

ALSO YOUR SIG IS FUCKING HUGE

I TURNED SIGS OFF

BUT ANYWAY BACK ON TOPIC
MEMBERS WILL BE CHOSEN TOMORROW BASED ON A CERTAIN SET OF CRITERIA THAT ONLY I AM PRIVY TO
I WISH YOU ALL LUCK

Can I join?

SURE, ADDED FOR CONSIDERATION