TEAM ROCKET IS RECRUITING
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xxxholic18 wrote...
Giovanni wrote...
xxxholic18 wrote...
Giovanni wrote...
Zeph=3 wrote...
Superior wrote...
Giovanni wrote...
I HAVE BEEN AWAY ON VACATION AND I COME BACK TO SEE WHAT I BELIEVED TO BE PROMISING NEW RECRUITS NOT STEALING POKEMON. THIS IS QUITE DISAPPOINTING.IF YOU ARE NOT SURE WHERE ON THE FORUMS YOU SHOULD TRY AND STEAL POKEMON, YOU MIGHT WANT TO BEGIN WITH THIS THREAD:
https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=26335
I've Stolen Nintale abd pissed off M doing it LOL
i lol'd XD
anywho, i can't join buddeh, giovanni ^_^ i'm on Ash's side wait... i lied, i'm on Misty's side. ;D misty ftw, and i bet joe-kun would be on her side to according to his avatar. XD
GET OUT
Cool, i wanna be like you when i grow up.
YOU WANNA JOIN TEAM ROCKET?
I am a ninja, not a trainer. Although i have a haunter.
GET OUT
catfish wrote...
YOU CALLED ME A FAGGOT. MAY I JOIN?YES YOU MAY. GO FORTH, RAPE AND PILLAGE
Catcher wrote...
I am the bane of your animosity, the subject of every fiber within your waking being's discontent. I have also captured Shuckle; am I badass yet?GOOD WORK
+1 STICKER
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That sticker is the bane of my animosity, the subject of every fiber within my waking being's discontent.
FUCKYESSSSSSSSSS-EPENS+100
FUCKYESSSSSSSSSS-EPENS+100
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Team Rocket is the bane of my animosity, the subject of every fiber within my waking being's discontent.
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Catcher wrote...
That sticker is the bane of my animosity, the subject of every fiber within my waking being's discontent. FUCKYESSSSSSSSSS-EPENS+100
WAIT YOU ARE NOT IN TEAM ROCKET
STICKER -1
Ramsus wrote...
Team Rocket is the bane of my animosity, the subject of every fiber within my waking being's discontent.WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
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Ramsus wrote...
Team Rocket is the bane of my animosity, the subject of every fiber within my waking being's discontent.
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Team Rocket is now the bane of my animosity, the subject of every fiber within my waking being's discontent.
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Catcher wrote...
Team Rocket is now the bane of my animosity, the subject of every fiber within my waking being's discontent.huh? what do you meant? bomb? evolve or ?? please use more englishsu
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Giovanni wrote...
I HAVE BEEN AWAY ON VACATION AND I COME BACK TO SEE WHAT I BELIEVED TO BE PROMISING NEW RECRUITS NOT STEALING POKEMON. THIS IS QUITE DISAPPOINTING.IF YOU ARE NOT SURE WHERE ON THE FORUMS YOU SHOULD TRY AND STEAL POKEMON, YOU MIGHT WANT TO BEGIN WITH THIS THREAD:
https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=26335
I would boss, but that thread is full of nerds. I'm too good to post there.
Also, wtf is a Shaymin? All these new pokemons sucks ass. I refuse to steal shitty pokemons.
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If i join i want my first assignment to be:
"let me kill ash!!! he is to much of an idiot to live!"
-Also can i choose my Pokemon Partner?
-Will i be paid?
-Will i get Vacation Days?
-Is there any Health Insurance with the job?
-Will i be assigned a code name or code number?
Things I'm not willing to do:
-Say the Corney Team rocket motto before each battle.
-attempt to save Team rocket members in the line of fire!! they should know how to do it themselves!
But sorry i wont Join!!! Cause I'M A NINJA not a trainer!
XP
"let me kill ash!!! he is to much of an idiot to live!"
-Also can i choose my Pokemon Partner?
-Will i be paid?
-Will i get Vacation Days?
-Is there any Health Insurance with the job?
-Will i be assigned a code name or code number?
Things I'm not willing to do:
-Say the Corney Team rocket motto before each battle.
-attempt to save Team rocket members in the line of fire!! they should know how to do it themselves!
But sorry i wont Join!!! Cause I'M A NINJA not a trainer!
XP
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Resume wrote...
illuminati Aurion
511 Pallet Road Pallet Town, Kanto (216)-382-5968 IAurion@gmail.com
Job Objective
Steal Rare and Powerful Pokemon, Recite our purpose multiple times to young teen Pokemon Trainers, Try to steal multiple other things (I.E: Food, Clothing, Money, et cetera...)
Qualification
- I enjoy stealing
- I love using pokemon to do my evil bidding
- I am a master pokemon trainer
- I have a ridiculous hair style
Professional Accomplishments
- I have captured almost all the known pokemon
- I have many high level pokemon
- These said pokemon are highly loyal and are competitive battling pokemon
- I am a ninja who can sneak in and out of building by just walking into them
- I can walk into any house and the owner will greet me cheerfully.
Education
10 years of pokemon training expertise
Vast knowledge of pokemon
Expertise in training pokemon
Expert in breeding pokemon
Expert at catching legendary pokemon
511 Pallet Road Pallet Town, Kanto (216)-382-5968 IAurion@gmail.com
Job Objective
Steal Rare and Powerful Pokemon, Recite our purpose multiple times to young teen Pokemon Trainers, Try to steal multiple other things (I.E: Food, Clothing, Money, et cetera...)
Qualification
- I enjoy stealing
- I love using pokemon to do my evil bidding
- I am a master pokemon trainer
- I have a ridiculous hair style
Professional Accomplishments
- I have captured almost all the known pokemon
- I have many high level pokemon
- These said pokemon are highly loyal and are competitive battling pokemon
- I am a ninja who can sneak in and out of building by just walking into them
- I can walk into any house and the owner will greet me cheerfully.
Education
10 years of pokemon training expertise
Vast knowledge of pokemon
Expertise in training pokemon
Expert in breeding pokemon
Expert at catching legendary pokemon
I would like to know:
The working hours
The hourly wage
Insurance
Benefits(401k, Dental)
I await your response.
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Hoshi wrote...
But sorry i wont Join!!! Cause I'M A NINJA not a trainer!XP
GET THE FUCK OUT
Unsigned wrote...
Giovanni, I got a loli pokemon. Do you like lolis?
Spoiler:
AS LONG AS IT IS A POKEMON, IT IS FINE. GOOD WORK. +1 STICKER
illumi wrote...
Resume wrote...
illuminati Aurion
511 Pallet Road Pallet Town, Kanto (216)-382-5968 IAurion@gmail.com
Job Objective
Steal Rare and Powerful Pokemon, Recite our purpose multiple times to young teen Pokemon Trainers, Try to steal multiple other things (I.E: Food, Clothing, Money, et cetera...)
Qualification
- I enjoy stealing
- I love using pokemon to do my evil bidding
- I am a master pokemon trainer
- I have a ridiculous hair style
Professional Accomplishments
- I have captured almost all the known pokemon
- I have many high level pokemon
- These said pokemon are highly loyal and are competitive battling pokemon
- I am a ninja who can sneak in and out of building by just walking into them
- I can walk into any house and the owner will greet me cheerfully.
Education
10 years of pokemon training expertise
Vast knowledge of pokemon
Expertise in training pokemon
Expert in breeding pokemon
Expert at catching legendary pokemon
511 Pallet Road Pallet Town, Kanto (216)-382-5968 IAurion@gmail.com
Job Objective
Steal Rare and Powerful Pokemon, Recite our purpose multiple times to young teen Pokemon Trainers, Try to steal multiple other things (I.E: Food, Clothing, Money, et cetera...)
Qualification
- I enjoy stealing
- I love using pokemon to do my evil bidding
- I am a master pokemon trainer
- I have a ridiculous hair style
Professional Accomplishments
- I have captured almost all the known pokemon
- I have many high level pokemon
- These said pokemon are highly loyal and are competitive battling pokemon
- I am a ninja who can sneak in and out of building by just walking into them
- I can walk into any house and the owner will greet me cheerfully.
Education
10 years of pokemon training expertise
Vast knowledge of pokemon
Expertise in training pokemon
Expert in breeding pokemon
Expert at catching legendary pokemon
I would like to know:
The working hours
The hourly wage
Insurance
Benefits(401k, Dental)
I await your response.
WORKING HOURS ARE WHENEVER YOU WANT, STEALING POKEMON REQUIRES SKILL THAT CANNOT BE LIMITED BY TIME OF DAY
HOURLY WAGE IS NONE, YOU RECEIVE COMMISSION BASED ON POKEMON YOU STEAL (BTW BIDOOF IS WORTH 0)
INSURANCE AND BENEFITS ARE TAKEN CARE OF BY TEAM ROCKET, IF YOU GET HURT YOU WILL BE TREATED IN TEAM ROCKET HIGH QUALITY HOSPITAL



