WAIFU COURT~

Alright.

Its time for the ultimate topic to come.

What if someone has claimed. MAI WAIFU!?

You can make a childish banner saying she is really yours, call them out in some shitty non related topic.



THE END IS HERE FOR THAT

Basically, this is ultimate arbitration. I am your judge, jury and investigator in waifu relations.

Let this proceed.
~Z[NOFUTURE] Attorney at LAWl.

I'll be the court reporter. ^___^

You are a bold man....
I don't know how this will turn out...
And doubt it'll work

You lack approval of the creator of the Waifu game and such...

But call me if it does work :roll:

Can I be the Bailiff?

Deal, consider yourself hired.
Is this first job you'll be working without being paid any sort of wage?

=Court Job Posting=

Security Guards [2x Positions open]
Refreshment Vendor [Know how to use a tshirt gun]

Refreshment Vendor?

Can I be the security guard? and can I have the guns too?

Applying for Security Guard position Sir !

This looks to be an interesting turn of events.

I was a ring barrier once and I never got a penny for it, so I'm good.
d(^^c)

Law and order music fits this court room perfectly, I guess I'll apply for a job as the lawyer!

Currently, it is under review as if this court will need a true bailiff.

Survey says, we will need one to escort to and from custody of WAIFU JAIL.

Just some preliminary questions:

Do you currently have claim to a waifu to be under proceedings of this court?

Can you bench 4 superflatlolitrons while maintaining a brisk jog?

How sexually harassive can you be to a plaintiff while exonerating and upholding the code of ethics laid out in Article 43.2d of the Fap Alliance Court Codes?

DIBS the Refreshment Vendor, I was born for the job!

OBJECTION! We need moar refreshments!

Here ye, here ye.

We also are going to need an audience to authenticate these trials and tribulations!

As far as lawyers go, someone is going to need to personally request your services.



Please post applications for Security Guard, Refreshment Vendor and Public Attorney at this time.

They should follow this format

NAME: <FULL> We do background checks, dont fuck with WAIFUCOURT or you'll find yourself in a bad *oh god what is he going to do with that crowbar* situation.

Certifications, Previous Experience:

Required Salary/Wage:

Why are you better then the person above you for this position. If you are first, make something up about yourself that might impress me.

No your honor I have no waifu's so I'll be unbiased in all cases.

Please, I can bench at least 10 and get a fresh cup of coffee for you without spilling.

I can make a man, woman, or child feel violated in places they didn't know they had from 40 meters and was implanted with the FAC Codes datachip at birth.

I think we're gonna see a lot of this...

Your idea is noted, please refrain from non stenographer/recorder type duties however!

Oh dear god what is happening here I don't even