Wish Corruption V2

Denied.
You just die.
I wish that everyone that owned a computer could see the yandere font.
[font=yandere]SO WHEN I YELL AT YOU IN FIREY RAGE YOU CAN SEE HOW PISSED I AM

Granted, you finish it after a month, think back and realize you didn't remember a fucking word, huzzah!

I wish I was in the top "100 sexist people" of the world.

Granted,but the world is invaded by aliens who only eat sexy people

I wish I could have my own Gundam

(Edit: dunno why I quoted)

Granted, you get a 1/16 size model. Complain because you spent 10 billion for the actual machine, so after 6 months of hassle and them dodging your calls, they send you the real thing. You jump in to find out its.... "Hollow"! You try to call them back and demand the inside but they reply "No such technology exist, are you crazy?" and laugh at you. Worst yet, with the size and imposing nature of the Gundam, you are found in multiple violation of a number of laws as well of attempting to instigate an international conflict. When you try to report where you purchased the shell of a Gundam from, they respond with "No such company exist". Worst yet, they seize your Gundam and take it away. While you are slouching around, in jail, you turn to the T.V. to find a news report on the new "American experimental Gundam weaponry" utilizing the shell "You" bought.

I wish I was suave~

Granted. While at the bank, a robber comes in. You decide to try out your new skills and talk him out of shooting the place up, but he doesn't like suave talkers. So he shoots you. In the foot. Then he steals your wallet and runs away going, "Thanks for the wallet, jackass!" Only then does the bank's state of the art security system kick in. The floor beneath you opens up and dumps you in the tank of water below. Smelling your blood, the sharks go to town.

I wish life had a save and load feature.

Granted, but you have auto-saves! With 3 profile saves. Progressing through your life, you find the auto slaves valuable but scowl at the developers for not just making it 99 slots ("nothing you can do, since your not on pc"). A huge war breaks out and in the mist of all the chaos and destruction around you, it becomes harder to keep track of your auto-save icon, (little transparent bugger in the corner of the screen). Finding that the auto-saves continuously save you shortly before a "fatal" end. You jump around attempting to escape death till you eventually load during a auto-save, corrupting your save.

Having decided to give up and start from the beginning, you go for the other 2 slots but find someone else already took them. Stuck between warped death, that crashes most of the time, and the pause menu, your story will never have an end.

I wish to be spirited away to a land of adventure and wonder. Where I become the chosen "whatchamacallit" that fights with a band of heroes to save the world from an evil overlord, who happens to be an innocent (but not harmless) bi-shoujo, and the true enemy is a faction of angels, lead by an evil tree.

That's oddly specific and sounds strangely familiar. Granted. But you suck at fighting, and the evil tree uses your blood as evil fertilizer. Slowly, while your new hero friends get lost on a side quest collecting rocks that's apparently more interesting than saving you. Also, no romance sub-plot for you!

I wish it was foggy more often where I live.

Granted, a thick layer of fog covers your city, never fading. Interesting and cool to you and the towns people for a short while, days begin to pass, worse yet, rumors of people disappearing and of monsters like figures begins to circulate. One day all power is completely cut in the city. Howls and cries can be heard from outside the grocery store you are currently occupying. A few people decide to venture out into the fog, all that returns is a bloody hand. Night approaches... And you just released the Mist into our world. Good luck, surviving as long as you can... this time though, the (arbitrary) ending isn't happening. Fight both monster and man for your life and the well fair of the ones you love, for you will not save them, but you can definitely struggle on till the last second.

(XD oh plagiarism)

I wish I was a Ghost Busters/Hunters, but more along the lines of Ghost Hunt "hunters".

Wish Granted. You're a Ghosthunter but now you have to fight Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

I wish I could be the best fighting game player on the Planet.

Granted, but you burn your fingers off before your first match.
I wish I could Sprout cat ears and a tail.

Granted, you fuck up the future because nothing bad happened in your past. In your state of glee do to reversion of time, you cross a street without looking and a semi-trick nails you, you die, good end.
(Corrupted it from his prospective, not everyone elses.)

I wish senpai would notice me.

Granted, but it makes you forget english, and the US government think your a Turkish spy and Kill you.
I wish solid was dead.

Granted.
... I don't want to corrupt this wish.

I wish I could rent a llama to replace me for my work for a week. It'd be like a week of for me, and a good week for everyone else working.

Granted, but everyone likes the llama more and decides to keep him on and fire you.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted

Granted, but a steam roller hits you in the face.
I wish I could move at the speed of light.

Granted but you trip and die
I wish I could fly

Granted, but you still need FAA licensing.

I wish for three more wishes.

Granted, but I both of the wishes are changed to "I wish I was dead" and "I wish I could burn in hell"
I wish I had the money for 3 more Hyper X gb ram sticks.

Granted, the money you obtained is marked blood money from some gang. Investigators assume you are apart of the gang, you go to jail, you become someones boyfriend, gg butt.

I wish I could be superhero strunk, but only when I'm wearing a bikini.

Done, but you bikini can only be worn in the winter, in the dark, with no sun.

I wish I could always pull out the exact amount of money I need at the time from any pants pocket.