Wish Corruption V2

Granted, thinking you can afford anything, you go to a super expensive restaurant and buy a crap load of food for yourself and everyone else. When they come with your bill, you reach into your pants, but never reach the bottom where the money lies, for your pants only has one pocket and that pocket has a huge hole in it. Unable to pay, they strike you upon the back of your head, selling you off in an underground slavery racket.

Sold to a very rich European man with a soft spoken voice, you have no choice but to follow this seemingly kind man back to his mansion. You are treated incredibly well, as a maid, but curious of why he bought you. As your relationship with him strengthens he opens up more to you.

One day he shows you to a secrete room. He tells you that there are things in this world, dangerous things, that not everyone can fight. That you are special type of human, and he needs you to inherit his position and powers. In the middle of his explanation great dread feels his face. He had unfortunately let his guard down and the head maid, who had been a spy for those who wanted the old man dead, approaches. Efficiently and ruthlessly killing the old man, as you cower in the corner. You attempt to run, but she pushes you down. With a sadistic smile drawn across her face, as she looks down and snaps... Out comes a monster from the shadows, with more tentacles than can be counted, it is the only thing you are able to identify. It creeps ever closer to you, enveloping you within its slimy grasp, pulling you ever closer to it's pulsating mass of overlapping tentacles. You realize what's about to happen, cowering, you try to remember what got you into this situation, but before you can... ~bad end: butt r*pe~

(I went with butt r*pe after all... dammit.)

I wish, that everyone always had a positive reaction to everything I do.
(Someone, just try it!)

Granted, but it becomes to positive we go yandere for you and kill you.
I wish the entire world was yandere at a 1;1 ratio.
Perfect world eh?

Granted, half becomes Yandere. There is chaos and destruction in the beginning, as every Yandere finds and kills off love interests. But after some time, all that's left are the ones reciprocating each others feelings. With nothing to come between them and having truly understood each other so well, they grow truly in love with one another... Or hate each other and kill each other off before the love fades... But for the ones who truly love each other. They live their lives out peacefully and happily. Most likely short, being unable to work outside groups of more than 2, cooperation dies. But they live the rest of their lives rich and fulfilling with the only one they would ever want to be with.

Regular people, hide in underground bunkers, for the Yandere's to die off, so that they can reemerge as the dominant species and reclaim the earth.

(Turned a negative outcome wish into a positive, corruption!!!)

I wish, I could walk around in the nude and "literally" everyone would praise me for it.

Granted, they praise you so much that they all go mad and commit suicide.
You have no more followers.

I wish that Yandere manga was easier to find.

Denied

I wish for ...

Granted; You get nothing.

I wish for doughnuts. Lots of doughnuts.

Granted, but Aoi Asahina shows up and steals them all before you get to eat them.

I wish we could all fly.

Granted but we still need those licenses

I wish that this game would end

Granted. However, after 30 minutes I start it up again.

I wish I was invincible.

Granted, but you get imprisoned for no reason and you stay in jail for the rest of forever.
I wish photoshop was a lot easier.

Granted but my penis is the pen tool.
Wish that i could just kill telemarketers.

Granted. They all die and we starve to death because the world goes into an economic crash.
I wish freak was lees of a weeb and more of a pleb.

Granted, but he stalks you and steals your stuff.

I wish I could kill people I don't like.

Granted.... everytime you dislike someone, even for a second, even just a little, even if it was just a small thing they did, you "involuntarily" kill them. No one stops you, the second they try you find yourself disliking there attempts/actions towards you, and you kill them. (You killed the puppy who just wanted to be your friend you jerk!)

Eventually leading to government officials sending in a team to capture you by knocking you out from behind. Putting you to sleep, they transport you to a hidden research facility to where evil scientist experiment on your brain. The times your awake, you are bond, gagged, and in great pain. Trapped in a dark room where combinations of poisonous and sleeping gases are constantly leaked to keep you at bay.

This is the rest of your life... (depressing...)

I wish fanservice animes were crafted with stories strong enough to rival (let's say) Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood. One fanservice anime, that could rival the feelings of anticipation and longing that Brotherhood gave me... and I'd never complain again~

There is a huge problem though. Those cartoons that are made by persons who have a deep, if not near fanatical, interest in them are, what is called in their circles, yandere.

For those not familiar with the lexicon of these persons, a yandere is a mentally disturbed, schizophrenic human specimen whose behaviour alternates between the grotesquely sweet and sickly, and the ultra-violent.

If one were to approach leonard267 and ask for his opinion, he would think that he is alright with the ultra-violence because he is armed with a shotgun and claim self-defence in would-be homicide trail. He can't do that if that person is behaving in a saccharine-sweet manner.

Here is my wish:

If they managed to come up with those yandere cartoons, can one blow them up?