You can now ask me things. (B.Y.O.B.)

How do you know? Have you seen it done before? Show me some proof before you make up some outrageous bull shit.

Not exactly. My erection broke the ceiling.



I was that child.



Been there, done that.



I believe you were the one making a claim about how button mashers are inferior. The burden of proof lies with you.

You're the one who started making claims that a button masher could beat a player who actually knows the moves. Thats when I said Button mashing isn't a skill and is inferior to more experienced game play. I see the proof on a daily basis, I can tell the difference between a button masher and a skilled player. But you want proof? Here:





Testimonials from other gamers:




Bottom line is, button mashers are gonna fail 95% of the time against the more skilled players. Now show me your proof, or STFU about fighting games sucking.

I didn't see any fail. The skilled button masher clearly won two rounds. Where's the fighting gamer's flawless, never lost a round victory? Seemed evenly matched to me.



Because the Zas player was just a more skilled button masher.



Shit happens. I did not claim button mashers could never lose to those ultra skilled warriors who hone their skills on their couch dojo.




Ah, anecdotal evidence. Two can play at this game:






My testimonials are just as credible (if not more so) as whatever you throw at me.



Whether or not I can definitively show the veracity of my statements does not affect how much fighting games suck ass.

Rpg shooters are crap. The plots don't justify the boring, simplistic gameplay. See what I did there?

Told a lie? Let me try:

Fighting games are deep and rewarding.

Oooh, that was a good one. I think I've got a knack for this lying thing.

No, I was telling the truth, the only thing good about rpg shooters are the plots.

You wrote a manufactured opinion for me to ignore. Thanks for the fun.

I'll be here if anybody has more questions.

Skittles, do you like them???

You're ignoring it because my opinion of rpg shooters is just as valid as your opinion of fighting games. The only difference is, I defended my love for fighting games.


Moving on: How many push ups can you do?

Not only did I taste the rainbow, I fucking rode it (this happened before the 'my dick in rainbow' incident, but that's neither here nor there).



I absolutely agree. The next time you think someone is wrong on the internet, you do what you do best and show them how seriously you take their opinions. Make them envy your resolve.



I try not to do any, I might embarrass fictional characters.

Place yourself in any fictional universe that you would like to be a part of. Go.

Did you get the new Old World Blues DLC for New Vegas?

It's not a question, but I can always do an edit.

One where I am Dante from DMC. I still do odd jobs but I'm not the stoic, broke faggot they portray in the anime. Also, Lady looks like she does in DMC4. I'm living the life!



No. However, if all the DLCs get packed into a PS3 disk, I'll get it.

How many bears do you wrestle at the same time? That's right, DO. Because I know you can.

Only 2. I am a humble man.

playing Super Mario games make you violent???

Constantly being told that the princess is cheating on me in another castle does that.

Ok last question.... REALITY VS FANTASY which of this could win???

Reality uses rent bill. It's super effective.