You can now ask me things. (B.Y.O.B.)

I like blueberries, do you?

Is it bolth or both?

They're fine. Strawberries are better.



I'm not an asshole, so it's "both."

Are you a romantic, Rbz? Do you like forbidden yet so right love?

Fo shizzle. When a man and a corpse love each other, I am their cheerleader.

Who's better, Caesar, NCR, Mr. House or Yesman?

Let's find out:



Caesar is the name heard when a male prostitute in Gomorrah asks, "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the gayest of them all?"



Me and NCR were cool. I promised to fuck up the Legion, they promised to take over Nevada. Kind of an unfair deal, seeing as I don't get to swim in mountains of caps after coming back to my Lucky 38 casino/hotel, but I could live with it. And then came the taxes. . .



Nice Casino you have here. I'll take it.



This motherfucker can't be raped. How can you hate someone who can't be raped?

Why did you destroy my cat's ass with your thrusting manhood?

Because my dog (conveniently named thrusting manhood) was horny and the pussy was asking for it, raising its ass way up in the air like that. Lighting your cat's cigarette afterward was the most humane thing I could've done there.

Why do u like to wear bling?

I wear sunglasses on the internet and yet the shiny object gets all the attention? Fuck it, there you have it. I gots the bling because it distracts a fool.

b/c sunglasses, everyone and their mom wears them to the beach. Not bling.

I believe some foreheads should be classified as bling.

That would imply some geezers and some men with balding problems is hip as people that wear bling.

Old people are gangsta. These people would bust a cap in a nigga just for standing on their lawn. Respect, son; fo reelz.

I'm perfectly aware that baby boomers is trigger happy.

If happiness had a form, what would it look like?

A device that would allow people to have full control over their dreams, minus the instability of lucid dreaming. I get to butt fuck Scarlett Johansson and you peeps get to fuck your favorite anime character with your foot long cocks.

If you had to choose one of your parents to live with for the rest of your life, which one would it be and why not the other one?

My mother, simply because I think she'll be easier for me to deal with, even if she is a bitch. It'll be much harder for her to assert her authority over me without my dad around.