You can now ask me things. (B.Y.O.B.)

At what stand up did George Carlin say that?

No clue. I'm not even sure he said it in one of his stand ups. However, I'm pretty sure he wrote it in one of his books. The quote in the OP was just something I vaguely remembered, so I copy-pasted the complete version from a google search.

Do you have any WHY-FOO'S?

How hard do you love me, bro?

[lolprobablyprettyhard]

Fighting games suck? Are you sure you're not the one who sucks at fighting games?

No. For some reason 2D characters stay on my monitor even after being told to go to the fucking kitchen.



That depends on how large of an erection I get after you spread your cheeks and tell me that I'm one of the few people you wouldn't blow yourself up next to.



Since they're boring and I don't play them, my proficiency is not up to par with the average button mashing, hand-to-hand combat specialists. In other words, fighting games suck. Problem?

Speaking of RPG shooters, how fucking awesome was Borderlands? Fucking awesome, or super fucking awesome?

I'd fuck Lilith if I could awesome.

Very well, different strokes to different folks. However I'll just say this: I've never met a good button masher in a fighting game.

I was talking about all people who play fighting games. Being condescending is fun.

Do you like Pho noodles?

and would you like to join me?

Looked it up on google. Found this:



I want.



Fine, but your share is my share.

That's offensive to me. You're using the term button mashing rather lightly. I take the time to learn not only my character's moves, but also my opponent's moves. I can't just perform a random combination and expect decent results, I have to know what to use and when to use it. It takes skill to master just like any other game genre.

You are your own worst enemy.



Button mashing is a skill in and of itself. There's nothing like beating someone who took the time to carefully learn the nuances of the moves with simple random button presses.

Button mashing isn't a skill, it's more like instincts. The only fighting game a button masher has a chance in is Super Smash Bros. Try that shit in a game like Tekken and you'll get raped.

What's your opinion on me?

Which game this year are you looking forward to the most?

A skilled button masher would easily dispatch an opponent, especially in a game like Tekken. This is one of the reasons these games suck.



I'm surprised people actually care what I think of them. The only thing I have to say about you is that your username is familiar.



Motherfucking Skyrim

And you actually expect me to take your word for that? You obviously have little experience with these types of games.

Because it's as I keep telling you: they fucking suck. A god damn child could button mash their way through a tournament.

Fuck yea. You got good taste that's for sure.

Was this your reaction to the announcement of it?