Awkward/ Embarassing Sex Stories

When I still lived with my parents, this happened: I was giving my bf oral (he was lying on bed, I was kneeling above his legs sucking him out) when my mom suddenly opens the door. I just jumped on my boyfriends penis so it was under my boobs/upper torso and I just froze there. My mother just babbled about something for a while and then she realized what we were doing. She shut the door, started laughing like a maniac and yelled "oops, sorry!" D: From that day on I made sure my door was locked.

Also, something many of us have experiensed: queefs/vaginal farts. I know, there's nothing to be embarrassed about them, they're completely normal, but still. Its just not very erotic to start "farting" when you're being banged from behind :/

i walked in with my headphones on during school. i come and some kids look at me like i should have a reation. they tell me its an emergency and call teachers. i did. next thing you know i tell and it turns out ppl were fucking and then it turns out it was 2 guys 1 black foot ball player and 1 skinny white boy

Yup, this is definitely keeping me laughing.
These stories are awkward/embarassing indeed.

Ex got mindfucked over my size, she paused for a bit when she saw it. I was all "they don't lie now don't they" :P

pencil on penis or it didn't happened!
*coffee*

awkward sex stories...where do I even start!..oh well I have a painful one, I fell off the bad with all my might on my bum and had probably fractured my coccyx, It hurt like hell, I didn't go to a doctor, you can't get a cast on your coccyx anyway, he was freaked out and apologizing all thou it wasn't his fault at all....

Although a cast can't be made for a cock, anti-coagulants may be injected into the corpus cavernosum preventing the forming of blood-clots. The later may lead to erectile dysfunction, painful erection or the loss of the penis is blood flow is impeded. Surgical intervention can also be used to correct the situation.

So what you did was probably the most irresponsible, foolish thing you could've done. Moral of the story: if your (or your boyfriend's) dick ever suffers a mishap, immediately seek medical attention!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_penis

I'm female and I was talking about my tailbone
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coccyx

and btw I'm a medic myself so...

FACEPALM! ...I've really put my foot in my mouth this time, didn't I? I hereby award you 100 cookies of righteous indignation, with factual supremacy icing. Still, I can't help but wonder what would've happened if you lived in a place where health-care is free and universal.

I take the cookies thank you very much...

Your advice was very accurate and out of a good will, so you shell be forgiven :3

I put an ice pack on my bum and took some NSAID, a week later I was fine and horny again....moral of the storry when changing positions do it slowly.

I don't usually get off with oral, but one time it was just mind blowingly great, and I yelled out,

"lick my bawwwwls!"

she immediately stopped, and said that if I was going to be an idiot, and not take things seriously, she would stop.

I didn't mean to say it that way, and I pretty much begged her to keep going.

I was riding teh bf when I got a suuuper bad leg cramp. I immediately rolled off him in pain...and promptly fell off the bed and onto the cat who was sleeping on the floor. Kitteh was not amused.

;-; Awww. That sucks.

I remembered something ... ones upon a time me and my partner lived far away from and couldn't see each other as often as we wanted, ones we didn't see each other for a month, then he came over for the weekend and off course we jumped at each other..he immediately went down on me, spread my legs and then he freaking started talking to my vagina! 'oh hellouuu there, long time no see, what's up' O_O mood killed instantly

so guys...kiss, pet, lick, finger, caress, pound the pussy but DO NOT talk to her, she is NOT going to answer -.-'

Lmao, honestly, I would of done it too in that situation!
XD

Ha, indeed! Maybe AFTERwards, but why before ;3;
That's a bit much. Plus, he should be missing YOU, not your parts ;D

lmao i got one. me and the fuck buddy were having anal sex in a chair(lol notice how i say having like anal sex is a meal :P) and my dog walks over and starts licking her feet and she comes so hard that she pees herself and farts at the same time!

You sir, just found someone's weak spot.

Oh my god, this made me laugh so fucking hard.

I lost my virginity to a stripper at 15 in an alley. I thought it was embarrassing. As for awkward, my ex fell of my bed as she came.

This...wouldn't happen to be Darth Pillow we're talking about, would it? o_O