Awkward/ Embarassing Sex Stories
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artcellrox wrote...
Nekohime wrote...
I was riding teh bf when I got a suuuper bad leg cramp. I immediately rolled off him in pain...and promptly fell off the bed and onto the cat who was sleeping on the floor. Kitteh was not amused.This...wouldn't happen to be Darth Pillow we're talking about, would it? o_O
Nah, that was the grey kitty.
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
Nekohime wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
Nekohime wrote...
I was riding teh bf when I got a suuuper bad leg cramp. I immediately rolled off him in pain...and promptly fell off the bed and onto the cat who was sleeping on the floor. Kitteh was not amused.This...wouldn't happen to be Darth Pillow we're talking about, would it? o_O
Nah, that was the grey kitty.
Dat cat gon' eat yo brains
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
Drifter995 wrote...
Nekohime wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
Nekohime wrote...
I was riding teh bf when I got a suuuper bad leg cramp. I immediately rolled off him in pain...and promptly fell off the bed and onto the cat who was sleeping on the floor. Kitteh was not amused.This...wouldn't happen to be Darth Pillow we're talking about, would it? o_O
Nah, that was the grey kitty.
Dat cat gon' eat yo brains
Nah, the grey one's cool. Darth Pillow...is another story...
https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=75380&start=75#2524480
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
artcellrox wrote...
Drifter995 wrote...
Nekohime wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
Nekohime wrote...
I was riding teh bf when I got a suuuper bad leg cramp. I immediately rolled off him in pain...and promptly fell off the bed and onto the cat who was sleeping on the floor. Kitteh was not amused.This...wouldn't happen to be Darth Pillow we're talking about, would it? o_O
Nah, that was the grey kitty.
Dat cat gon' eat yo brains
Nah, the grey one's cool. Darth Pillow...is another story...
https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=75380&start=75#2524480
Dat cat is one scary kitty... D:
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one time me and my ex girlfriend were having sex and the cat walked in and started puking. I honestly to this day believe the cat walked in, looked at us, was disgusted with what she saw and started puking. Maybe it was my fault for giving her too much milk to drink that day but still she did not have to puke on my favorite jacket which I still wear.
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super scrub wrote...
one time me and my ex girlfriend were having sex and the cat walked in and started puking. I honestly to this day believe the cat walked in, looked at us, was disgusted with what she saw and started puking. Maybe it was my fault for giving her too much milk to drink that day but still she did not have to puke on my favorite jacket which I still wear.-snicker-
It puking because of the act was my exact thought.
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super scrub wrote...
one time me and my ex girlfriend were having sex and the cat walked in and started puking. I honestly to this day believe the cat walked in, looked at us, was disgusted with what she saw and started puking. Maybe it was my fault for giving her too much milk to drink that day but still she did not have to puke on my favorite jacket which I still wear.Cats and sex make for much lulz.
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I don't remember what I was doing to my boyfriend at the time but this was the conversation to follow:
Him: Wow, you're really good at that.
Me: Thanks, I rolled a natural 20.
*both pause*
Him: ............... AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Woooooow.
He then spent the next several minutes laughing at me for being a dork. It was a bit of a mood killer. Sometimes I don't think before I talk and that makes it awkward :(
Him: Wow, you're really good at that.
Me: Thanks, I rolled a natural 20.
*both pause*
Him: ............... AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Woooooow.
He then spent the next several minutes laughing at me for being a dork. It was a bit of a mood killer. Sometimes I don't think before I talk and that makes it awkward :(
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Oh my god. This thread is cracking me up so hard.
Once I told my boyfriend to grab my tits. He thought I said dick, whipped out of the bed and demanded an explanation.
Once I told my boyfriend to grab my tits. He thought I said dick, whipped out of the bed and demanded an explanation.
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My GF and I were having fun when all of a sudden, something broke and she was like... scared and stopped what we were doing completely.
And i was on the edge, too......
And i was on the edge, too......
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I was once trying to get in the mood for a makeout session, and grabbed my girls boob. I said to her, "Your boobs are really soft." She replied with, "That's my stomach." FML.
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TheYellowDart wrote...
I was once trying to get in the mood for a makeout session, and grabbed my girls boob. I said to her, "Your boobs are really soft." She replied with, "That's my stomach." FML.Something in that vein happened to me! The bf (ex) and I were on a bus heading back to school and he put his head to rest on my chest. It took him a while to figure out that it was er, my boobs. XD
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I have two.
My first was when I was doing some foreplay with my partner and they moved back and the bed actually had a splinter out and it jabbed them. They flinched and kneed my stomach. There wasn't even Pity sex that night.
The second was I was In the shower (Yes Kinky stuff)And we were having our fun and then they stepped on the soap and fell and took me down too and I slammed my head on the side of teh bath tub. My bump lasted a week
My first was when I was doing some foreplay with my partner and they moved back and the bed actually had a splinter out and it jabbed them. They flinched and kneed my stomach. There wasn't even Pity sex that night.
The second was I was In the shower (Yes Kinky stuff)And we were having our fun and then they stepped on the soap and fell and took me down too and I slammed my head on the side of teh bath tub. My bump lasted a week
