Ever had a prenancy scare?
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Koriyu wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Punch her real hard in the stomach. Problem solved. YOU'LL DO JUST FINE HERE.
EDIT: NVM, NEYA WROTE THAT >_>
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Had that happen to me before. I wasn't too worried since I was already fairly stable financially- but we lived in different countries, so it would have been a huge headache nonetheless.
Turned out to be a false alarm, however.
However, do use some form of birth control when you do the deed, folks. As much fun as it is raw, you sure ain't gamblin' for peanuts.
Turned out to be a false alarm, however.
However, do use some form of birth control when you do the deed, folks. As much fun as it is raw, you sure ain't gamblin' for peanuts.
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My girlfriend has an underdeveloped uterus or something. She never gave me the details but apparently she never had a period in her life. Well shit, lucky me.
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sadl0nelyd0g wrote...
My girlfriend has an underdeveloped uterus or something. She never gave me the details but apparently she never had a period in her life. Well shit, lucky me. um. . . that might also be pseudohermaphroditism >_>
of not, make her take estrogens (female hormones) she'll have her period in no tine ;D
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I'm pretty damn sure she's 100% female. Besides, she's childlike in the first place. And HEOL-NO! Risk pregnancy? No thanx
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I had a ex a cpl years back come to me saying she's 8 weeks pregnant. I was like >.> not mine you cheatin hoe
due to alwyas being "safe" and l8r foudn out the baby was wasn't mine at all so Yeah lifes a bitch
due to alwyas being "safe" and l8r foudn out the baby was wasn't mine at all so Yeah lifes a bitch
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gizgal wrote...
what is "pre nancy".Preemptive Nancy?
Almost sounds like the name for some Indie rock band.
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Brittany
Director of Production
I'm not on birth control right now to regulate myself, so my body is out of whack to put it lightly. I haven't had my period since March of last year.
No, I'm not pregnant. Pretty sure I'd be 1 month late on my 9 month term if that was the case.
But when I was in high school I had a pretty bad scare. But it ended up just being stress giving me a lot of symptoms.
No, I'm not pregnant. Pretty sure I'd be 1 month late on my 9 month term if that was the case.
But when I was in high school I had a pretty bad scare. But it ended up just being stress giving me a lot of symptoms.
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I have been on the side where my partner got pregnant (even through contraception) and it was THE SCARIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!
All 4 months of it. Your whole life flips and twists and changes in those months. You go through every possible emotion, every possible thought imaginable runs through your mind.. Everything you thought you knew about your life, goes straight out that window. (It didn't help that she wasn't thinking about what it would mean seriously)
And in those 4 months, I matured faster than I could ever imagine. By the end of it, just as I was accepting the fact that I would be a father, she miscarried, and the whole situation ended up with us breaking up.
TL;DR
No contraceptive is 100%
If by some freakish accident, she does get pregnant. Be prepared for those dreaded words "I'm keeping the baby"
All 4 months of it. Your whole life flips and twists and changes in those months. You go through every possible emotion, every possible thought imaginable runs through your mind.. Everything you thought you knew about your life, goes straight out that window. (It didn't help that she wasn't thinking about what it would mean seriously)
And in those 4 months, I matured faster than I could ever imagine. By the end of it, just as I was accepting the fact that I would be a father, she miscarried, and the whole situation ended up with us breaking up.
TL;DR
No contraceptive is 100%
If by some freakish accident, she does get pregnant. Be prepared for those dreaded words "I'm keeping the baby"
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A friend of mine tried acid(LSD) for the first time with me and his brother in law. just as it was starting to kick in, his girl friend walks in and says she's pregnant.
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It was one of those times when she wasnt talking to me and wouldnt say why:
ME: Hey, whats wrong?
HER:...
ME: You really should talk to me, did something bad happen?
HER:...
ME: Was there an accident, is everything alright?
HER:...
ME: It was something I did wasnt it?...
HER: Can we talk about this later?
ME: I think we should settle it now, am I in serious trouble here?
HER:...
ME: Its really bad isnt it?
HER:...
ME: Are you sick?
HER:...
ME: Are you...pregnant?
HER:...Please can we talk about this later?
ME: HOLY SHIT, YOUR PREGNANT?!?
It was at that second I felt this deep fear rush over me, one that I had never felt before. It was fear, but it was also that idea that your life is about to change drastically. Then she just kind of muttered.
HER: No you idiot...
Turns out she was pissed that I hadnt replied to a text message...
YOU DONT DO THAT TO PEOPLE YOU LOVE!!! MAKING THEM FREAK OUT LIKE THAT!!!!
ME: Hey, whats wrong?
HER:...
ME: You really should talk to me, did something bad happen?
HER:...
ME: Was there an accident, is everything alright?
HER:...
ME: It was something I did wasnt it?...
HER: Can we talk about this later?
ME: I think we should settle it now, am I in serious trouble here?
HER:...
ME: Its really bad isnt it?
HER:...
ME: Are you sick?
HER:...
ME: Are you...pregnant?
HER:...Please can we talk about this later?
ME: HOLY SHIT, YOUR PREGNANT?!?
It was at that second I felt this deep fear rush over me, one that I had never felt before. It was fear, but it was also that idea that your life is about to change drastically. Then she just kind of muttered.
HER: No you idiot...
Turns out she was pissed that I hadnt replied to a text message...
YOU DONT DO THAT TO PEOPLE YOU LOVE!!! MAKING THEM FREAK OUT LIKE THAT!!!!
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Not once but TWICE!
No condom, I didn't finish inside the girl...five weeks later, I get a call from her saying she might be pregnant, I'm like...did you have sex with anyone else after me? She said yes, eventually found out it was a false alarm.
Second time, different girl, again, no condom, she wasn't on the pill either and I was doing good in holding it until she did this thing with her hips that she never did before...WHOOPS. I SCURRREDD. It was amazing and terrifying at the same time.
I've learned to use protection since then. ^.^ Lesson learned.
No condom, I didn't finish inside the girl...five weeks later, I get a call from her saying she might be pregnant, I'm like...did you have sex with anyone else after me? She said yes, eventually found out it was a false alarm.
Second time, different girl, again, no condom, she wasn't on the pill either and I was doing good in holding it until she did this thing with her hips that she never did before...WHOOPS. I SCURRREDD. It was amazing and terrifying at the same time.
I've learned to use protection since then. ^.^ Lesson learned.
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azylsagara wrote...
That's funny, I remember when me and my boyfirend were having sex and i didn't get my period for a while and my stomache was hurting constantly a couple of times. He thought I got pregnant and so did I but it was nothing we were worrying about haha it's all just a funny memory now, I think when women start having sex who aren't that sexually active tend to have changes in the timing of their period so I think it's normal,use condoms too dude. Unless you have delayed ejaculation then you don't really need them.lol i had this same problem. my girlfriend was about a week or so late and i was like oh shit we can't afford a kid, so we rad to the store and bought like five of the pregnancy tests and they said negitive. then when she finally got her period a day later we were so relieved. My sister just had a kid bout 4-5 months ago and im totally not ready for that. Not just yet.
