Ever had something epic happen to you

In my opinion, things don't just happen - epic or not. You have to make them happen. I got an semi-epic scholarship by getting good grades in University and presenting myself reasonably well, and I got into some really interesting/epic projects at work by creating the right atmosphere to make me the obvious choice.

I don't really like to think that stuff just happens without someone's doing...

Would escaping death three consecutive times in one day count?

Fuck God no. In fact, I pray fervently that a year passes in my life that isn't life changing. Life has too many intersting thigngs happening to me and and I'd like some fucking boredom for a change.

Seriously. "May you live in interesting times" is a curse, not a blessing.

Fuck yes. My life is horrid as hell. One time, I wished a meteor would come falling down and would change everyone's lives forever, including mine. Even if the world is desolate, I would travel around the world.

The world is just fucking boring. Work in day, rest all night, repeat till you die. I wanna kill mutated humans for a change

OCD, a very epic moment of my damn forsaken life.

The day I was born was epic. In a bad way.

Escaped prosecution twice(1 statute of limitations, 2 cop fuck up), DNA test said it wasn't my kid, got shot at once(they missed), plus a few sweet drug deals(both buying and selling). most of that shit was from when i was a stupid drunken kid, i've mellowed some since then.

Got pounced by a motherfucking tiger in the zoo once..that was epic nuff for me

Alickinz life is dull and boring for you too huh=] I understand how you feel...

Almost got smashed by a bus once. the front side of the thing brushed my backpack.
Exhilarating.

Now that's epic man.

First, I had an experience with God. People will say I am inventing shit or that I was just high, but in the midst of a fervent prayer when I was feeling the shittiest moment of my life, somehow the line connected and He saved me from killing myself.

Next, a more believable story: I bumped into a van running at 60-70kph and I lived to tell about it. I was in a rush to get back to the girl I like that I didn't notice the car. Just bruised myself, but no serious injuries.

If you're looking for something more epic, the last I can contribute was the first time I went to 4chan.

My girlfriend... Yea if i can get one we all can...
Thx to her i've began to do workout... And playing guitar :D
She also helped me begin to go to school again :)

Got hit by a car when I was a kid. That was epic in a bad way.

I moved to England from Northern Ireland. Best thing that happened to me in a long while.

Two months before I moved to the U.S (I was in 4th grade, living in South Korea) I flooded one of our elementary school building by somehow breaking the water pipe while flushing down a clogged urinal on a third floor bathroom. I only meant to flood that particular floor, and well... the water pipe did the thing I didn't meant to do.

My friend was blamed for it and was forced into probation.

Ever since, I would not do a prank on such scale. Stayed with smaller-scales that wouldn't force anybody into probation.