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                        Epic -> Paintball story
So, we were playing a game called Rabbits and Hunters. There are only 3 rabbits and all of the 25 others were hunters- The rabbits are allowed to scout a location before the hunters, then sit there, but they aren't allowed to move.
Now there were four forts, with all 25 people split between them, but since no one is allowed to talk, no one knows who or where both the rabbits or hunters are. All the sudden, guns blaze from one fort to the other, everyone is screaming as they're shooting randomly.
I realized that everyone HAD to be a hunter only because there were 4 forts, and 25 people. Finally, I ran from fort to fort, nearly getting hit by everyone and convinced them that none of them were hunters. We realized that there was a bunker at the top of a hill where two rabbits had FUCKING PAINTBALL MACHINE GUNS- that's right, machine guns. Everyone was afraid of shooting, so they all hid or were getting out. I told my friends, two of them, to fire at the bunker when I left the fort.
They provided cover fire as I charged up the blind spot on the bunker, what I thought was a blind spot at least, and ran up the hill. Then one of the rabbits moves his MG and aims it at me. I was scared shitless, but kept charging, pulled out my paintball pistol and got him square in the face before he could fire. Then, as the other rabbit aims his MG at me, I jumped over the bunker and made him surrender. --- it doesn't end there, then as I stood on the bunker with a war chant and listening to cheering, the third rabbit begins to open fire on me through hedgerows. I calculated his position from how the paintballs were moving, then brought up the remaining 15 people, lined the up and had all of us + 2 MGs fire at that position... needless to say, we got him.
He waddled out of the forest, head to foot in paintballs of every color. I felt like a man that day. Sorry for Wall O Text, but this epic event needed to be told
                So, we were playing a game called Rabbits and Hunters. There are only 3 rabbits and all of the 25 others were hunters- The rabbits are allowed to scout a location before the hunters, then sit there, but they aren't allowed to move.
Now there were four forts, with all 25 people split between them, but since no one is allowed to talk, no one knows who or where both the rabbits or hunters are. All the sudden, guns blaze from one fort to the other, everyone is screaming as they're shooting randomly.
I realized that everyone HAD to be a hunter only because there were 4 forts, and 25 people. Finally, I ran from fort to fort, nearly getting hit by everyone and convinced them that none of them were hunters. We realized that there was a bunker at the top of a hill where two rabbits had FUCKING PAINTBALL MACHINE GUNS- that's right, machine guns. Everyone was afraid of shooting, so they all hid or were getting out. I told my friends, two of them, to fire at the bunker when I left the fort.
They provided cover fire as I charged up the blind spot on the bunker, what I thought was a blind spot at least, and ran up the hill. Then one of the rabbits moves his MG and aims it at me. I was scared shitless, but kept charging, pulled out my paintball pistol and got him square in the face before he could fire. Then, as the other rabbit aims his MG at me, I jumped over the bunker and made him surrender. --- it doesn't end there, then as I stood on the bunker with a war chant and listening to cheering, the third rabbit begins to open fire on me through hedgerows. I calculated his position from how the paintballs were moving, then brought up the remaining 15 people, lined the up and had all of us + 2 MGs fire at that position... needless to say, we got him.
He waddled out of the forest, head to foot in paintballs of every color. I felt like a man that day. Sorry for Wall O Text, but this epic event needed to be told
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                        CoffeePrince wrote...
Epic -> Paintball storySo, we were playing a game called Rabbits and Hunters. There are only 3 rabbits and all of the 25 others were hunters- The rabbits are allowed to scout a location before the hunters, then sit there, but they aren't allowed to move.
Now there were four forts, with all 25 people split between them, but since no one is allowed to talk, no one knows who or where both the rabbits or hunters are. All the sudden, guns blaze from one fort to the other, everyone is screaming as they're shooting randomly.
I realized that everyone HAD to be a hunter only because there were 4 forts, and 25 people. Finally, I ran from fort to fort, nearly getting hit by everyone and convinced them that none of them were hunters. We realized that there was a bunker at the top of a hill where two rabbits had FUCKING PAINTBALL MACHINE GUNS- that's right, machine guns. Everyone was afraid of shooting, so they all hid or were getting out. I told my friends, two of them, to fire at the bunker when I left the fort.
They provided cover fire as I charged up the blind spot on the bunker, what I thought was a blind spot at least, and ran up the hill. Then one of the rabbits moves his MG and aims it at me. I was scared shitless, but kept charging, pulled out my paintball pistol and got him square in the face before he could fire. Then, as the other rabbit aims his MG at me, I jumped over the bunker and made him surrender. --- it doesn't end there, then as I stood on the bunker with a war chant and listening to cheering, the third rabbit begins to open fire on me through hedgerows. I calculated his position from how the paintballs were moving, then brought up the remaining 15 people, lined the up and had all of us + 2 MGs fire at that position... needless to say, we got him.
He waddled out of the forest, head to foot in paintballs of every color. I felt like a man that day. Sorry for Wall O Text, but this epic event needed to be told
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                        i was in HS Oakland. I was being cool, chillin down the streets with my homies. I wasn't invloved in gangsters. I don't sell no drugs. Cops knew me, they respected me. I ain't no snitch. I was just being neutral. I told them "yes sir, no sir, i can't tell you that,  I know sir, I do, but I’m just bein Switzerland.”  I was just a young motherfu**er tryin to get A's in school. I did. I was the smartest kid in school. I helped my homies pass classes. We b chillin smokin w*ed front of my daug's house. Cops waving by, us waving by. Then these east-side bitc*es start clappin at the w-6 chillin across the streets which was right next us. Nigguh! i felt bullets swizzlin past my fuc*in face! Thank God i thank God i'm blessed to survive, and none of my daugs were lyin in the streets lifeless. I thank god even now for sparing me. Have YOU ever felt bullets swizzin by? I  don’t think so.
I fell in love with this girl. I love her. She’s so sweet. Epic-er than avoiding bullets. Thank god I’m blessed.
                I fell in love with this girl. I love her. She’s so sweet. Epic-er than avoiding bullets. Thank god I’m blessed.
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                        Cruz
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                        I almost killed a highway robber when was in the northern part of Mexico.  Place ain't good due to all the drug lords and what not.  Dangerous place to be in, unless drugs are legalized, and as somewhat stricter gun control is passed.                    
                
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                        cruz737 wrote...
I almost killed a highway robber when was in the northern part of Mexico.  Place ain't good due to all the drug lords and what not.  Dangerous place to be in, unless drugs are legalized, and as somewhat stricter gun control is passed.It's dangerous bro. I went there cuz i was in San Diego. I was warned from my friend to stay sharp, cuz people 100 miles south the borders are desperate people. I almost shit my pants, that's whats up. And i thought my old neighborhood was bad. Accidentally flashed the bills in my wallet, and man, were they burning a hole through my shirt...
 
                         
                         
                        